Yes! That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.

[epogurl]

Unfortunately, my ability to do so has disappeared. Where has that talent gone? What is the use of majoring in Poli Sci if you leave without being able to bullshit?

Okay, let's get down to business here. What sentance comes next? This is so painful.

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[littledrummrboy]

How close are you to being done? Have you maximized your procrastination? The closer it is to the last possible second, the more easily the bullshit flows.

[epogurl]

I've got around 10 pages out of something that should be around 50. That's like having 1 page done at 2:00 AM when a ten-page paper is due at noon.