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epicflailer

gacked from just about everyone

Apr 23, 2009 12:19

so i am about to pull the plug. on my internet. *quibbles*

i - sigh. i have no choice if i want to have any hope of passing my exams tomorrow (except, idk, that is pretty much a lost cause anyway.) and okay, okay, i know, i have 1249832490832 requests i have yet to get to still, but. but drabbles! they are fun! and i expect to come home tomorrow, ( Read more... )

fic, boy-squared: honi, school shit, boy-squared: cookleta, boy-squared: j2, what is this self-restraint you speak of, i r lemming, i am spam spam i am, boy-squared: lani

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c is for cloning epicflailer May 24 2009, 15:44:34 UTC

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL KIM I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS ALJKSKFS. I HOPE IT IS WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR, ACK. (SIGH, SORRY FOR MULTIPLE EDITS, NOTEPAD'S FORMATTING IS LAME.)

It's been, like, the longest day ever, okay, fifteen interviews and a mini-showcase thing, which is why he manages to catch you completely off-guard when he slips into the room after you, and nudges it shut with the heel of his foot.

"Um," you say, but then he's putting one hand on your shoulder, and the other in your hair, and pushing you back against the door, and you totally know where he's going with this, and you say, "oh my gosh," - because he did, like, whatever, twelve of those interviews, how is he not tired? - and then he's kissing you.

His fingers are so, so warm on your cheek, and his lips are soft and sticky with chapstick - your chapstick - and you're giddy when he licks into your mouth, heartbeat fluttering in your throat, the same way it's been doing for weeks now, weeks and weeks"So fucking hot, David," he murmurs, breath hot on ( ... )

Re: c is for cloning snackbreak May 24 2009, 16:34:36 UTC

YES NAT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EXPRESS HOW AMAZINGLY NECESSARY THE TRUE DAVID/DAVID IS, BUT IT IS VERY VERY NECESSARY

FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD

BECAUSE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN TAKE VIRGIN MARY 2.0'S VIRGINITY IS HIMSELF. BECAUSE THEN I THINK HE WOULD TECHNICALLY STILL BE A VIRGIN (YET NOT) AND THAT'S GOT TO BE A HOLY MYSTERY IN AND OF ITSELF.

BUT YES YES YES YES

THIS IS SO AMAZING

OMG

AND OTHER!DAVID IS SO BADASS (COMPARATIVELY SPEAKING) TO FIRST!DAVID AND I LOVE IT ~ IT IS LIKE GOODTWIN + "EVIL"TWIN WHERE THE "EVIL" MEANS HE SWEARS AND DOES SEXICAL THINGS. OMGYES

ALSO THIS: "How can a window encompass perfection?" JUST MADE ME REALIZE I HAVE NOT LISTENED TO THAT SONG IN AGES AND AGES, WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE I FREAKING LOVE THAT SONG, BECAUSE HELLO, HE IS SINGING A LOVE SONG TO HIMSELF, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE AND I LOVE THAT YOU USED IT

I LOVE YOU

AND NOW I HAVE TO GO HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM JOY, APPARENTLY

\o/ \o/ \o/

Re: c is for cloning epicflailer May 25 2009, 05:26:28 UTC

ILU. I HAD MORE TO SAY BUT THEN I REALIZED YOU AND BRI SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LEAVE FORTY-FUCKING-FIVE COMMENTS LAST NIGHT ON THIS THREAD AND MY HEART IS BURSTING. FORTY FIVE, WHAT THE FUCK. WHEN I OPENED MY GMAIL AND SAW THE (45) I WAS LIKE, SURE, HAHA, WHATEVER, MUST BE A MALFUNCTION, AND THEN IT WASN'T AND DO YOU KNOW, ILU GUYS SFMMMMMMM ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Re: c is for cloning pixiebeanz May 24 2009, 21:20:09 UTC

There was this really tiny post in Kim's journal directing me here. Honestly it was so small I almost scrolled right past it, haha.

So um DA/DA is kind of, um, hot? Lmao, I was not expecting to find it so! I like badass (as Kim has coined him) David especially, he is kind of AWESOME.

Re: c is for cloning epicflailer May 25 2009, 05:41:00 UTC

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL, OH YEAH, THAT POST. i may have seen it someway, hidden amongst the other flist posts. <333333333333 ty for giving just about the weirdest fic on earth a shot. :-* AND BADASS DAVID MAKES MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE. i kind of want to make out with him? um.

Re: c is for cloning boomingvoice May 24 2009, 22:19:09 UTC

::chokes::

i have not been reading fic as of late, but david/david is so undeniable i had to come, and this. i. this. i. this. i. this.

i am stuttering.

but THIS. david/david is the secret to running the world. or ruining. or something, both, idk, idc, there will never be enough david/david in this universe, but you have helped remedy the lack and for that i will love you. DAVID AND FUCKING DAVID.

THE CLONE BEING A PUNK. AND NOT!AWKWARD AND CUTE AND FUNNY AND YAY! AND DAVID - HOW CAN A WINDOW ENCOMPASS PERFECTION ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL.

i just bought a necklace with a bigass anchor on it because of the anchors all over the outfit he sang for that song, not even kidding. it was like - a SIGN. because now? you? with this fic? have just made that necklace represent david/david to me, ie THE MOST AMAZING PAIRING IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET.

Re: c is for cloning snackbreak May 25 2009, 01:10:53 UTC

ahahahahaha ILU

Re: c is for cloning epicflailer May 25 2009, 05:44:19 UTC

sofjlkgoijfer YOU HAVE A NECKLACE FOR THE OUTFIT HE WORE--

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO, JEEZ, YOU ARE AMAZING.

fuck, i woke up this morning to, like (45) comment thread in gmail, when i checked, and i was like, HAHA, yeah, whatever, malfunction, probably more like (4), BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS ACTUALLY (45) AND--oh, wait, why am i making this sound like it is news? YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FUCKING ADORE YOU. except now i have almost 2 hundred comments on this entry and maybe 15 threads or something and my browser keeps freezing when i answer comments, rofl. IF I MISS ANSWERING SOME IT IS NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING, TRUST ME.

Re: c is for cloning boomingvoice May 24 2009, 22:23:14 UTC

oh my fucking god i love this so much. i wish it would go on forever. he SMIRKS.

Re: c is for cloning boomingvoice May 24 2009, 22:31:39 UTC

it's like the best of thirteen worlds. you have david being david, all goshes and blushes and mormon and singing, and then david being an angry clone who cusses and is cute and funny and charming to the media and probably all ANGST ANGST ANGST at being a fucking CLONE, who is he, when he's just a copy, but he feels like HIMSELF, but himself is right over there, humming like a dumbass, and he's david, so he's irresistible in spite of being a jerk that cloned himself just so he wouldn't have to TALK to people are you serious, and that first time, it's like he saw him there, head lost in stupid clouds, and he was so mad, but he also couldn't stop looking at that skin, the way that dimple would crease when he smiled that way (he's taking notes, you see, trying to understand what he has in his arsenal to deploy on access hollywood or ellen or tmz), the breadth of the shoulders, and then he looks up, 1.0, and the eyes. He'll, both of him, have to be careful with those, you could hurt someone.

Re: c is for cloning boomingvoice May 24 2009, 22:51:06 UTC

and then he walks over and kisses him and 1.0 squawks.

Re: c is for cloning snackbreak May 25 2009, 01:13:07 UTC

...wait... so David 1.0 is Jesus 2.0

so... is David 2.0 then Jesus 2.1? or maybe 2.5? or I don't even know... the Holy Spirit 2.0???

BUT

IF David 1.0 is Virgin Mary 2.0, then David 2.0 is Joseph 2.0??? *brain explodes*

Re: c is for cloning boomingvoice May 25 2009, 01:18:20 UTC

i like the sound of 2.1! but he's not very jesus-y. he's like the anti-christ 2.0, more than anything (but haven't we already got an anti-christ? mysterious other brother not daniel? hmm.)

Re: c is for cloning snackbreak May 25 2009, 01:20:58 UTC

Maybe more like... Peter 2.0 or Judas 2.0

OR ALL 12 APOSTLES 2.0 IN ONE PERSON, ACTUALLY

because he's not quite Judas (cuz that makes me sadface) but not really fanboy!Peter either... kind of a mix of all of them - friend and foe and doubter and believer.

OH CLONE!David, YOU ARE SO PRECIOUSLY ANGSTY.

Re: c is for cloning boomingvoice May 25 2009, 01:24:43 UTC

I THINK I LOVE HIM. OH TEST TUBE BB. they are frenemies, this is amazing.

Re: c is for cloning epicflailer May 25 2009, 06:01:21 UTC

fuck, fucking FUCK.

can i commission you to write this, or something? please? THIS, PLUS ALL THE STUFF YOU HAVE ADDED BELOW ABOUT THE FAMILY VISIT, FUCK, YES. ;aoljfsnrofijwdsfv.

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