gacked from just about everyone
so i am about to pull the plug. on my internet. *quibbles*
i - sigh. i have no choice if i want to have any hope of passing my exams tomorrow (except, idk, that is pretty much a lost cause anyway.) and okay, okay, i know, i have 1249832490832 requests i have yet to get to still, but. but drabbles! they are fun! and i expect to come home tomorrow, ( Read more... )
i - sigh. i have no choice if i want to have any hope of passing my exams tomorrow (except, idk, that is pretty much a lost cause anyway.) and okay, okay, i know, i have 1249832490832 requests i have yet to get to still, but. but drabbles! they are fun! and i expect to come home tomorrow, ( Read more... )
It's been, like, the longest day ever, okay, fifteen interviews and a mini-showcase thing, which is why he manages to catch you completely off-guard when he slips into the room after you, and nudges it shut with the heel of his foot.
"Um," you say, but then he's putting one hand on your shoulder, and the other in your hair, and pushing you back against the door, and you totally know where he's going with this, and you say, "oh my gosh," - because he did, like, whatever, twelve of those interviews, how is he not tired? - and then he's kissing you.
His fingers are so, so warm on your cheek, and his lips are soft and sticky with chapstick - your chapstick - and you're giddy when he licks into your mouth, heartbeat fluttering in your throat, the same way it's been doing for weeks now, weeks and weeks"So fucking hot, David," he murmurs, breath hot on ( ... )
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WHERE IS IT?
DAMN
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your amazing, brilliant, terrifying brain.
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IT REDUCES ME TO GIBBERISH.
A STEAMING PILE OF IT.
i am now in love with the idea of angsty angry resentful david 2.0 molesting 1.0 just because he figured it would make him uncomfortable, but then it ends up really good, so then they just keep doing this thing on the side, and 2.0 tells 1.0 it's not much worse than masturbating, and 1.0 is like 'um, pretty sure that's a sin too' and 2.0 is like 'fuck, how do you live like this.' and proceeds to try to deconvert him. and 1.0 tries to 'save' 2.0 and feels guilty about fucking him up in the head so bad, but he can't do it without making out with himself, which tends to derail things and 2.0 doesn't take him seriously.
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I love how they have these... ridiculous plans that just completely FAIL.
They need couples therapy... do you think they could get a discount, since technically they are one person, kind of?
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yeah, they'd totally go for a therapist as one person. or maybe they'd switch every time and the shrink diagnoses dissociative personality disorder or whatever they call that now.
oh my gosh, i want this to be a movie.
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YES
MOVIE
YES
but they'd never convince David to do it.
Someone needs to clone him so that they can make this movie. With the clone. and then David and clone will reenact the movie afterward. PERFECT!!!
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GAAAAH.
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"you're so fucking hot"
"no, you're hot... I'm weird looking, but you pull it off so well"
"...David. We look exactly the same."
"..."
*DIES*
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for some reason, in my head, david/david meant two DAVIDs. like, the david we know and love. but this new punkass one has just opened up a universe to me. his clone would totally be a punk just out of rebellion.
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But yes. It makes me think of Steve Urkel and his clone "Stephan" and all the drama associated with that.
Oh man, what if David loved Cook and then he made a clone of himself that was all... whatever, Cook's style... all 90s crap "rock" stuff... and then Cook was like "ILU Davveeeed" and David was all D:
and they lived out "Family Matters" the end.
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BUT.
this sounds like a fantastic premis. david as a 90s crap rock artist? uh-mazing.
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Okay.
It's like never seeing Full House, but. I will work with this. Hold up...
okay WELCOME TO MY CHILDHOOD, and you have to wait a second for the dance to start, but yeah. Steve. He loved Laura, but she didn't give him the time of day D:
but then Steve cloned himself... or had a cool machine or whatever for his clone... and Stefan came into existence and dated Laura: Stefan with Laura!
So.
There we go.
and LOL, yes, David as a 90s crap rock artists makes me laugh and cry all at the same time...
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off to watch the clone.
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