Indeed, I celebrated Halloween a bit. I watched Rosemary's Baby again, and I even ate a piece of candy, which is the first one in well over a year. It was a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. It was okay, in a cheap kinda way, but I wasn't tempted to eat another. It would've been better with soy milk. And we had no trick-or-treaters, which rocked, cuz I ( Read more... )

Every entry starts with Ahhh Doot, doesn't it? Oh well ( Read more... )

I am the fattest I've ever been! That's right, I'm now officially 138! I'm so damn happy. Even better, I decided to quit Domino's, for a number of reasons, one of which being it fucks with my food schedule. So now it should be even easier to put on the pounds. I applied at the gym and told them I'd be available in December, but I think I should do ( Read more... )

I'd just like to point out one thing: I'm a fucking fat piece of shit! That's right, this Monday I weighed in at 137 again, my old high score! Pretty soon I won't be able to get a job because no company will want to give me insurance. Second-class citizenship, here I come ( Read more... )

It's amazing how boring my life is. I almost hit a possum at work yesterday. I might have ran over his tail, but I'm not sure. That would've sucked. But later I drove by there and he was run over, so I guess it doesn't matter now. Poor varm ( Read more... )

It worked! I did everything right last week, and I gained two pounds. I'm not stopping there. I have also declared fall to be the shittiest season ever, since that's when blueberries go out of season. It's gonna be a long six months! Cereal just isn't the same these days ( Read more... )

Never mind, if you're too fucking dumb to take a hint. Who knows, maybe you'll at least learn something about films.

I was fucking around on my community a bit, and there was this name I recognized in the Watched By list! Where did that come from? More importantly, why is it even on there? Has this person all of a sudden become interested in good ( Read more... )

My sexy weiner dog went the bye-bye! The owner put an ad in the paper, and My Eye dropped him off. His name was Napoleon Pot Pie. I guess it's a good thing, since he was kind of an asshole. He kept attacking Dobber and barked all night! Crazy puppy ( Read more... )

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! One week from today is the Day Of The Doot!!! Ahhh Doot ( Read more... )

Today I learned that gay bars can actually be amusing, provided you throw Bush and Blair in the mix. Poor Doot....she actually likes Tony Blair. Oh well, Doot, at least your dentist probably isn't a pillow biter!