Yep yep. I couldn't even begin to cover the last three years or so, so I'll just cover the past few months. Basically I had been unemployed like forever. I quit Star Market in September, which in hindsight was a terrible mistake. I got pissed off one night and just kind of stopped going. It was really stupid of me. I had so many awesome friends ( Read more... )

I'm back ( Read more... )

Indeed. Today I unknowingly walked into a porn shop! That damn Hippocratease place on University did a radio advertisement, and they made it sound like it was a bar. They mentioned the fancy cigars and "fine wines," but I don't remember them saying anything about their porn collection! Even worse, the so-called "fine wines" are just shit you can ( Read more... )

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Doot did it again, making me puke and shit. Indeed, me and the Mar went to the Doot's on Cinqo de Mayo, and I drank a bunch and yakked. We were at that one bar, then we went to the place where I knocked shit over. I had hella fun, but Doot tricked me into drinking after her! She managed to convince me by telling me that alcohol would have killed ( Read more... )

I'm predicting it now: 2 A's, 1 B. Worst case: 2 B's, 1 A. But oh well ( Read more... )

Indeed. The Day of the Doot was an astounding success- glorious, traumatic at times, yet by all accounts, the very definition of a gangsta party! After eating at dad's, I decided to leave early for the Doot's. So I get there, and I only got lost twice on the way. I didn't make it at exactly 12, but close enough. I arrived at some other house where ( Read more... )

Two economists were walking down the road. One of them says "hey, there's a 50 dollar bill on the ground!"
The other one says "that's impossible- somebody would have picked it up already!"

I told that to Doot and four of her friends- they all said "I don't get it!"

Epher don't like it! I think I just got raped in my Income Tax test. It would've helped to study, but unfortunately that just wasn't feasible. And I had a damn AIS test too, but I totally kicked ass on that one, after much difficulty. AND I have another damn test tomorrow. Fuckity shit-balls ( Read more... )

Some crazy teenagers jacked my aunt's bush from her front yard! It was cut in a gay spiral-shape, and she actually paid $300 for it! Then again, when you buy a brand-new $300,000 house, you shouldn't whine about a measly $300. Still, since when did crimes happen in rich-bitch neighborhoods ( Read more... )