Look, Roffy, they have to find out at some time...

[eorltheyoung]

...the baby is a bit, well, different. And is induitably not Felarof's - as can be seen from the picture, he is glaringly obviously the child of his real parents.

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[eomer_of_rohan]

o.O

Well. Considering the fact that at least one of the Valar had a hand in the creation of this child (if I recall correctly) I am SO not taking direct blame for this.

However... *sigh* If it does indeed have MY DNA in it...I'll take SOME responsibility. Let me know if there's anything I can do.

PS: Your mun is so freaking dead.

Yeah, right...

[horseofrohan]

I don't remember any Valar. Sheesh, you can't even tell the difference between me and your wife any more, can you?

I just remember being woken up one night with a drunken fumble as you slurred "Shady, wings pretty".

Well I've found my TRUE LOVE now! And I don't need you any more!

I know. Lothy made her do it. It's just not the horsefuckerboy's day, is it? *blows kisses*

Uhhhhhh...no.

[eomer_of_rohan]

Ahhhhhhhhh...you just take your happy fluffy delusions and go fuck your cute mostly-elf. You're just bitter that I've been dodging your "affections" for years now and you know it, you pervy human fancier! I'm going to go dig up that old restraining order and have it re-authorized. ELESSAR--!

What did I do to piss off the fates this morning? Oh wait, no, now I remember. e.e

Suuuuurre

[horseofrohan]

Cos you never get drunk and wake up in a stable the next morning, do you?

You know the way your husband sometimes uses me as an easy target? What goes out must return, sweetie. Go and hit him and the circle will be complete. Actually, that's complete bollocks, I do it cos watching Eomer explode is always fun.

[felarof]

If it's not mine, then Shadowfax can get his little white ass over here and take it home with him.