Comments | eorltheyoung: Look, Roffy, they have to find out at some time...

eorltheyoung

Look, Roffy, they have to find out at some time...

Dec 31, 2002 22:40

...the baby is a bit, well, different. And is induitably not Felarof's - as can be seen from the picture, he is glaringly obviously the child of his real parents.

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fhgsghhdsgjklhagjklfhag eomer_of_rohan December 31 2002, 14:58:26 UTC

o.O

Well. Considering the fact that at least one of the Valar had a hand in the creation of this child (if I recall correctly) I am SO not taking direct blame for this.

However... *sigh* If it does indeed have MY DNA in it...I'll take SOME responsibility. Let me know if there's anything I can do.

PS: Your mun is so freaking dead.

Yeah, right... horseofrohan December 31 2002, 15:03:59 UTC

I don't remember any Valar. Sheesh, you can't even tell the difference between me and your wife any more, can you?

I just remember being woken up one night with a drunken fumble as you slurred "Shady, wings pretty".

Well I've found my TRUE LOVE now! And I don't need you any more!

I know. Lothy made her do it. It's just not the horsefuckerboy's day, is it? *blows kisses*

Uhhhhhh...no. eomer_of_rohan December 31 2002, 15:10:33 UTC

Ahhhhhhhhh...you just take your happy fluffy delusions and go fuck your cute mostly-elf. You're just bitter that I've been dodging your "affections" for years now and you know it, you pervy human fancier! I'm going to go dig up that old restraining order and have it re-authorized. ELESSAR--!

What did I do to piss off the fates this morning? Oh wait, no, now I remember. e.e

Suuuuurre horseofrohan December 31 2002, 15:22:53 UTC

Cos you never get drunk and wake up in a stable the next morning, do you?

You know the way your husband sometimes uses me as an easy target? What goes out must return, sweetie. Go and hit him and the circle will be complete. Actually, that's complete bollocks, I do it cos watching Eomer explode is always fun.

*returns from genetics lab* eorltheyoung December 31 2002, 16:15:59 UTC

It's yours. Congratulations, Daddy.

You've managed to achieve something I never hoped thought would be possible for one of my descendants. Truly the Rohirrim will become as one with their horses.

*sends the baby over to Minas Tirith*

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