Last night was truly one of the finest evenings I have ever spent. Steve Shockley and Brandon Barger graced me with their loveliness and cooked a magnificent dinner that caused us all to make sexlike noises until every plate was empty. Accompanied with dinner was blackberry wine spritzers and cabernet, which made for drunkenness-induced post-dinner ( Read more... )

Last night he called me from his hotel on his mom's cell phone and said he was just checking in and that he had gotten there about an hour before. It was kind of adorable, considering that he said he wasn't going to call anyone while he was there ( Read more... )

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Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick waving a gay flag and huffing glue while five birds fly over his head singing a lovely rendition of The Clash's, "Revolution Rock" and sprinkle joints over the landscape that was some amazing, amazing lovin ( Read more... )

I feel like a fatty fatty fat fat fatty. Stupid menstrual cycle. All I want to do is lay around and eat Dove ice cream bars and read trashy magazines and smoke pot. Why does the stupid show have to be tomorrow? And why does DJ have to work all night?

Poop on tomorrow. Poop!

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