VI. Thanksgiving Day [House Action/Accidental Phone]

[enviousmath]

[So Kyrie's turkey came to life.

As she tries to subdue the creature by hitting it over with a chair and then hatstand, it still remains strong. In the midst of her battle she knocks over the phone and it phones in everyone to hear her battle.]

Ha-! This town sure likes to play around. Fine.

[The sound of breaking glass followed by a gun being

Comments

[kihihi_witch]

Uu-? Maria's turkey was funny! Lots of baby turkeys inside!

[enviousmath]

[She frowns.]

Maria-chan, don't go near that abomination.

[kihihi_witch]

[She... already ate some.]

Why?

[enviousmath]

It's from the town. It's dangerous!

[enviousmath]

I hardly see the humor in a turkey coming to life and attacking me.

oh you

[enviousmath]

Hilarious. [A sigh.] You seem to be in good spirits, Father.

[swift_gigantic]

Kyrie...what's going on? Don't tell me yours was one of those weird turkey's I've been hearing about... [She hasn't touched hers yet.]

[enviousmath]

It is. [Just sort of looking down at the dead turkey here.] This town can't even prepare dinner correctly and gave us a half-dead turkey.

[swift_gigantic]

Well you did the right thing...I guess. I mean this turkey thing is the freakiest thing I've heard about since I ended up here. And that's including what that Sergei guy did.

[enviousmath]

It was either shooting it or watching it run around without it's head. I rather not have to explain why the silverware was destroyed to the drone.