Nov 25, 2010 22:39
[So Kyrie's turkey came to life.
As she tries to subdue the creature by hitting it over with a chair and then hatstand, it still remains strong. In the midst of her battle she knocks over the phone and it phones in everyone to hear her battle.]
Ha-! This town sure likes to play around. Fine.
[The sound of breaking glass followed by a gun being loaded can be heard.]
Happy Thanksgiving.
[A gunshot and more breaking glass. The turkey is dead and cooked by a Winchester bullet.]
...Nothing inside? It's not even worth eating for a victory feast.
[It is only a few minutes later that Kyrie notices the phone fell over...]
I hope everyone is enjoying their day better than that turkey did. [A small laugh.] Stay away from that turkey, alright? Trusting anything this town gives us is a joke anyway.
it's always asumu's fault,
this is asumu's fault,
bitches don't know my gun skills,
hide your wife,
anti-magic for the win,
always yandere,
i don't believe in this shit,
!1664 nelson street,
corny lines are canon,
!phone,
hide your kids,
witty tags,
!holiday