From MSN:

hjfghjfhj says (13:21):
actually, today I just learnt the Japanese word for "dildo"
it looks like this : 淫具
where 淫 means "lewdness" and "具" means "tool"

I lol'd

Also: http://automeme.net/ is ace. I loved it the minute it told me "NO! YOU WILL BE FAP TO BY ALIENS!"

This WikiHow page on how to appreciate death metal made me lol. Choice quote:

Understand that most death metal musicians are actually highly intelligent people. They may even be doctors and lawyers

From a convo I just had with Kat:

I had a lovely core2 [laptop] machine [when I was] in Manchester
[It] ran like a dream
[So powerful that I] even used it as a desktop at one point
And [I] blew it away ;_;
.. I just realised that [me and Kat] talk about computers like my dad used to talk about motorcycles

 I believe I have a new usericon for trans stuff!

Although to be fair, I hardly ever post about trans stuff, so IDK if I'll ever get to use it..

I give you, LJ, details of a conversation with Kat. I am currently staying in Kat's house ( Read more... )

Walk to work was interesting. Head was filled with an unholy mashup of Dry Kill Logic's "Nightmare" and Sting's "Englishman in New York".

I still haven't gotten around to reading the Bible, which I've been meaning to do for an awful long time, but one of my friend's relatives (Arnie's brother, if you want to know) posted this on Facebook, and it made me grin - especially in light of last week's drunken post:

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Me and Kat lol'ed hard at this 'Funny bits from the Batman Movie' youtube clip, involving the Bat Ladder, Shark-repellent batspray, and an EXPLODING SHARK:

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Closely followed by 'Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb!'

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Can no-one see the irony here?


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