i just remembered something i said like five years ago that makes me want to throw up and i started running the straight line from the back of the apartment into chris' room. i physically ran away from the memory and didn't realize until i had gotten to chris' window and couldn't go any further.

http://8ball.ofb.net/procedure.html>this is oddly intriguing

also i have always wanted to be one of those people who can just jump over stuff. like there's this one healthfood store on bedford that has a really stupid ramp that you have to walk up from one side. we live on the other side so it's really dumb and i always have to walk PAST it like 14 feet just to turn and walk up the ramp. and then on they ( Read more... )

sometimes clothes pile up in my bedroom but i generally think of myself as a clean person, and still an ant just crawled out from under my space bar.

AH you fucker

well this is weird. i'm on some sort of geico instant messenger with a geico rep named eric who is helping me sort out my car situation. i kind of want to be like BRB LOL ( Read more... )

oh cool i know it's fall now because my nose is bleeding.

Sitting in a park in paris, france ( Read more... )

ok so wait

remind me later to talk about the crazy guy in goodwill in LA.