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I have two quotes for you:
"Excuse me to burst your bubble, but you don't have a clue what you would do if you had a friend who murdered someone. What kind of friend are you anyway? A fair weathef "I only like if you don't do terrible things?" type of friend?-a MySpace poster responding to criticism of her friend who allegedly murdered, nearly ( Read more... ) -
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I'm once more 115% off the grid; a mixture of the fact that the moments I'm not working are filled with Live World Cup Action Brought To You (Poorly) By ESPN, and the more pressing fact that I have not the foggiest fucking clue how to get my Wireless Network to function correctly. I fucking loathe technology, but I can't help but feel that if I ( Read more... ) -
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In response to my last post about the National Reviews Top Fifty Conservative songs, regardless of the songs context or real intent, I'd like to present my favorite Retarded Fucking Hillbilly Incest Song, "American Soldier" by Toby Keith.
"I'm just trying... be a lover... to... a daughter... don't do it for the glory. I just do it anyway... I've ( Read more... ) -
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Scenes from my Workplace, Part I:"How about you guys actually do some dishes or something," the waitress asked pointedly, glaring at us ( Read more... ) -
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A description of the Ving Rhames sex scene in the motion picture "Baby Boy", via KidsInMind.com:
A naked couple is having sex very loudly, and we see them as the woman is on the man's lap with her legs around him, while he's hopping around the room. During this scene she's exclaiming and commenting excitedly that she "loves to ride"; her adult son ( Read more... ) -
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Poll en response: 'for ma girlz' -
for ma girlz
To all my girly's please read, This is sooooo True ( Read more... ) -
fucking animals/death to the internet/last livejournal post of the millenium
In honor of my first two days off in a row since February, we will be having what I would like to call, "A Day Without Ryan".
I will be boycotting the Magic Dragon chain of Chinese food restaraunts, the couch, and Samantha, to show these fucking people that we are not to be fucked withThe march will begin at the corner of Fourth and Madison, ( Read more... ) -
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