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Anyone remember Cherry Popping Daddies? What the fuck was up with that?

If I fail as a journalist, I can always become a group therapist or Hollywood Actor/singer.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter ( Read more... )

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER. IF YOU CAN READ THIS IS ENGLISH, THANK A VETERAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the ( Read more... )

THE 52 FUNNIEST THINGS ABOUT THE UPCOMING DEATH OF THE POPE ( Read more... )

Carnage and vicious explosions, smoldering piles of car parts and Regina Spektor standing over my mangled corpse fucking my eye socket.That's pretty much the crux of the somewhat awesome, generaly retarded personal narrative I've been attempting to write about my adventures in the kitchen and my almost completely uninteresting domestic life, which ( Read more... )

Also, if you got your postcard (and only two of you apparently asked for one), you could comment here.

And what the fucking gay did they do to livejournal over the last six months?

My physical person has been back from France and the Low Countries for about a day and a half now. My bodyclock is somewhere over the mid-Atlantic, throwing every incorrect clog and lever and making me feel pretty wretched. My mind, having been jarred free for almost two weeks from going about my general business of working every day and hoarding ( Read more... )

Amsterdam is a proven x500 better than where you presently are.

Fuckaz.