Johnny Depp, you're Officially Terminated From My Heart

[engelen]

THIS ENTRY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 4: ON STRANGER TIDES

Ever since Tim Burton's fanfic of Alice in Wonderland made it to the big screen, I'd sent Johnny Depp to his room to think about what he had done. I resolved into cutting down his benefits, and leaving him out of a dental plan. I was, however, expecting that maybe a

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[dearmisterecho]

Sorry that last commen was me, my stupid iPhone never keeps me signed in....

[engelen]

I'm kind of ok with the third one. I mean, it was pretty terrible, but the scene with the ship in the desert is just beautiful, if only for the photography work alone.
At least, it was kind of entertaining to watch. This one. It was just BORING.

Don't watch it. It's so bland there's no chance of it ruining the franchise for you, but it IS a waste of money, and even worse, TIME.

[avaritia_90]

Oh Johnny, why, why must you become a dirty whore? I thought you were above that...

I haven't seen it, but my sister was thinking about it -but now I can show her this post and demand her to rid her mind of the very thought. : / I don't care if it has mermaids, I wish not to see the defiling of ANOTHER one of my most favorite things.

[engelen]

Those were my thoughts after Alice in Wonderland (there was NO NEED for him to do that movie, and the Mad Hatter was a rehash of some of his previous characters, all put together).

If you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO and want to throw two and a half hours of your life away, as well as money you could be spending on nice stuff, you could watch it. But I still won't recommend it.

It won't ruin your love for the first movies tho. It is THAT forgettable and bland.

You should just rewatch the first one instead.

[avaritia_90]

Haha that's what we decided to do. I never really cared for any of them after the first one. The second one is okay, but the third one...there's so much that I just roll my eyes about ( 80's hair-metal as they walk across the beach???)

[engelen]

80's hair.metal as they walk across the beach???
SO.
MUCH.
THIS.

[youcallitwinter]

The Albus Severus Potter of names for your children.

THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD. But seriously, I was just going to see it tomo (Penelope Cruz in 3D, kthnx) but now I think I'll avoid it entirely. Thanks <3

[engelen]

LOL I just... WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR SON THAT!? WHY HARRY!?
I mean, I know that he wanted to pay homage to both men, but... NO.

LOL, I certainly would... there is not much boobage nor sexy :\
it was just... pretty awkward...

[engelen]

The mermaids are SO LAME.
Believe me.

SO LAME.

And they're VAMPIRES WHAT THE FUCK!?

[engelen]

but they were vampires D:

[nekare]

Look, I agree with most of your points, but I'm sure there's still people that want to see it, and you should really put this under a cut, you pretty much mentioned every single plot point.

[engelen]

1) I'm REALLY sorry if I spoiled it for you, my intention was not to bring harm to anybody, quite the contrary.

2) I thought about putting it under a cut so I wouldn't ruin the movie for other people, but the movie does that pretty much by itself :\

3) Saddly, there was no plot to spoil :( These were just stuff... happening... one after the other...

4) I always have this feeling that nobody reads my LJ so it really doesn't matter ; _ ;

[nekare]

I just watched it this morning, but if I hadn't and just read this, I would have been pretty pissed, not gonna lie. Yeah, it was bad. But I like finding that out by myself, you know?

[engelen]

I would have liked it if someone had warned me. It would have saved me some money and time. And I really need that time :(

And well, here's where, I HATE to use this card, because it sounds like an asshole excuse, but, it's my LJ, so I behaved the way that seemed reasonable for me. I'm not saying "yeah, well, it's my blog, fuck off!" Not at all :( I'm just saying that I would have been thankful if I'd find these things somewhere else. That was my logic, and why I did what I did.