[locked from hostiles, excepting Xellos. Lina has strange standards.]

[enemyallwholive]

1 beautiful sorcery genius, seeking compensation from a Mazoku who writes bum checks to try and pay people off. Acceptable payments include cold hard cash, gold, jewelry, and HIS LIFE FOREFEIT TO ME.
-Inquire @ nearest burning bandit hideout.

Comments

[digitalhimitsu]

...you only JUST tried to cash that?

[enemyallwholive]

Like I thought it was real to BEGIN with.

[digitalhimitsu]

I assure you Mr. Deadpool's payments are legitimate. If you're hard up for money, then perhaps you should ask him? ^_^

[enemyallwholive]

OH NO.

We're NOT going down that road again, cheapskate!

[justice_wins]

... You found Bandits.

[enemyallwholive]

What else do you think I do in my spare time?

[justice_wins]

Eat, laze around, find treasure whether there are bandits or not, sell said treasure for currency if you can find a big enough price, go after the wizards for some reason ...

[justice_wins]

.. eat, eat some more, find more ways to get money, eat some more ..

[glompwitch]

... Reading this, I am completely not sure which part of this is the most disturbing.

The fact that the check was rigged to bounce, the implied incidents I obviously don't know anything about, the fact that you're finding bandits and blowing them up...

... Or the stupid ideas running through my own head after reading this.

[scrapperzen]

She's Lina Inverse, you get used to the bandits and the incidents that you're better off not knowing about.

And from what she's told me about Xellos, you get used to the fact that he's out to screw you, too.

So just be disturbed about that last one. :)

[glompwitch]

... Are the Digimon being the bandits or is Yggdrasill the one calling them?

And... Why is she even treating him with any respect if he's...

Never mind.

[scrapperzen]

As a general rule, I try not to think about it. Giving them a face only leads to remorse...

As for Xellos, well... you and I should probably talk about that in private.