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[ender839]

From my father, regarding his immediate future plans:

Tonight, we are in [redacted], as I have an 8 AM mediation here tomorrow in a fistfight case which occurred at the Town of [redacted] dump (really) between a real estate developer and the town chairman (again, really). We had a nice Italian dinner here at the local mecca. We are headed to the

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[starbuck92]

I like tomatoes, too. :D