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enchanted_jae

Monday Fun: You want to try what?!

Nov 27, 2006 00:59

Title: Suspended Fornication
Author: enchanted_jae
Pairing: H/D
Rating: NC17
Warning(s): Explicit sex, slash, use of a sex toy
Word count: 669
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings ( Read more... )

content: use of toy(s), content: top!harry, challenge: double entendre, gift: random, content: established relationship, rating: nc17

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beautyfulevil November 27 2006, 07:10:34 UTC

*falls over dead* Gah! Swing!Sex is great. I'm so glad you wrote this. :D

enchanted_jae November 27 2006, 07:13:27 UTC

After I blushed my way through reading Hazel's research and clicking on the link she provided...it wasn't that difficult to write. I just hope that all the experienced sex swing users out there don't start pointing out a multitude of errors. *grins*

nohara_megami November 27 2006, 07:27:38 UTC

I am actually shocked to say that I have never heard of a sex swing....
So glad that the boys had fun....lol

enchanted_jae November 27 2006, 08:37:52 UTC

I am shocked to say that I have heard of a sex swing. *guilty grin*

lilliputian722 November 27 2006, 10:59:41 UTC

I've actually seen one...er, in a store, I mean. It was in a sex shop and it was outrageously expensive.
I bet they'd have sold more if they'd had a demonstration like you described above. *wink*

enchanted_jae November 28 2006, 01:58:58 UTC

Supposedly, our local "adult" store, which is really more of a risque lingerie store, had one in the display window once. I believe they were convinced to remove it. Heh.

lady_mayfaire November 27 2006, 07:50:16 UTC

Ohohoh one of the reasons why I so love HD is because of their ability to initiate one hell of a fucking sex life! XD Gaaaaah!

enchanted_jae November 27 2006, 08:38:29 UTC

We should all have sex lives like they do. *sighs*

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enchanted_jae November 27 2006, 08:39:07 UTC

Harry is usually the bold one, but I can see him being really shy and reticent in the bedroom. *laughs*

rubymiene November 27 2006, 08:36:33 UTC

Ooo...I want a sex swing...

enchanted_jae November 27 2006, 08:39:39 UTC

Well, hazelwolf found out where you can order one...ask her. Ha ha ha!

hazelwolf November 27 2006, 08:51:14 UTC

Oooh, no. I've learned my lesson. I'm not going near any of those web sites again. If you want a sex swing, google it. I'm sure the first fifty-or-so pages will have convient little 'add to cart' buttons. *Is haunted by scary surplus of sellers of sex swings... and alliteration*

~Hazel

facecat November 27 2006, 14:13:24 UTC

If you want a sex swing, google it.

So - I did the google thing. omg. They have ones with a remote control?! Because you're going to be across the room??

*Is haunted by scary surplus of sellers of sex swings*
Joins you.

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