Monday Fun: You want to try what?!

Nov 27, 2006 00:59

Title: Suspended Fornication
Author: enchanted_jae
Pairing: H/D
Rating: NC17
Warning(s): Explicit sex, slash, use of a sex toy
Word count: 669
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings ( Read more... )

content: use of toy(s), content: top!harry, challenge: double entendre, gift: random, content: established relationship, rating: nc17

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rubymiene November 27 2006, 08:36:33 UTC
Ooo...I want a sex swing...

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enchanted_jae November 27 2006, 08:39:39 UTC
Well, hazelwolf found out where you can order one...ask her. Ha ha ha!

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hazelwolf November 27 2006, 08:51:14 UTC
Oooh, no. I've learned my lesson. I'm not going near any of those web sites again. If you want a sex swing, google it. I'm sure the first fifty-or-so pages will have convient little 'add to cart' buttons. *Is haunted by scary surplus of sellers of sex swings... and alliteration*

~Hazel

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facecat November 27 2006, 14:13:24 UTC
If you want a sex swing, google it.

So - I did the google thing. omg. They have ones with a remote control?! Because you're going to be across the room??

*Is haunted by scary surplus of sellers of sex swings*
Joins you.

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rubymiene November 28 2006, 02:21:10 UTC
Hehehehe...remote control.
The one thing I don't understand is, how do you attach it to the ceiling?

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facecat November 28 2006, 02:22:59 UTC
Very big bolts I would think

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enchanted_jae November 28 2006, 08:08:23 UTC
With a hook. Apparently, you can attach it to a doorway, also.

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