HDSmoochfest fic: Bovine Intervention

Jul 05, 2010 14:18

Author’s LJ Name: enchanted_jae
Prompt Number: 32 - Muggle British countryside, ducks, shortcuts, clover, cow-tipping attempt
Title: Bovine Intervention
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, minor Ron/Hermione and Seamus/Pansy
Summary: Draco accepts a drunken dare on Harry's behalf, leading to an attempt to perform the dangerous stunt of cow-tipping.
Rating: PG13
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content: humor, content: drunk fic, fest: smoochfest, rating: pg13, content: established relationship, content: fest fic

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jaey_t July 5 2010, 20:13:24 UTC
Can't...stop...laughing! Just the image of singing!drunken dracoon a broom has tears flowing from my eyes.

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enchanted_jae July 18 2010, 06:05:12 UTC
It's a wonder he didn't fall off his broom, the drunken sod.

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socherokee July 5 2010, 20:36:10 UTC
"Harry could do it," drawled Draco.

Harry glanced up from his drink. "Huh?"

"My boyfriend is the strongest, bestest boyfriend in the whole world wide," Draco proclaimed.
<3 <3 <3

Your characterization is just awesome, as always :D

I was so sure you had written this! So funny!! Can't remember if I had commented... If I didn't, feel free to flay me :p

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enchanted_jae July 18 2010, 06:06:11 UTC
Ha ha! I'm so thrilled you enjoyed it. Thanks!

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alisanne July 5 2010, 20:38:16 UTC
*giggles*
Yeah, I totally had this one pegged as you. :)
It made me LOL!

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enchanted_jae July 18 2010, 06:08:14 UTC
Aw, thanks!

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clionona July 5 2010, 20:57:12 UTC
Cow tipping?!?! Really?!?!?
*dies laughing*
Poor boys! What an ordeal! :P

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enchanted_jae July 18 2010, 19:02:33 UTC
Not something I would try, but then again, I know better. *grins*

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enchanted_jae July 6 2010, 00:08:53 UTC
I completely frickin' agree with you, which is why I snatched up this prompt. I'm like, they weigh half a ton. Even if they're dozing, they are still balanced on three legs. Frankly, I doubt anyone could sneak up on a cow unless she was well away from the others, and they ARE herd animals. I would literally have to see it with my own eyes to believe it could be done.

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