Twisting Out Party
Title: Twisting Out Party
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: Dean/Seamus, Ron
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion
Word count: 365
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt #113 - tracking
Summary: Seamus feels sorry for Won Won. Follows Toughing Out Party.
"Now, isn't that a coincidence?" mused Seamus.
Dean leaned back to look at him with a puzzled frown. "What's a coincidence?" he asked.
Seamus grinned up at Dean and fluttered his lashes. "I also have a sexy Gryffindor boyfriend," he said. "And, it just so happens that he owes me a blow job."
"Is that so?" drawled Dean. "Perhaps we should return to Gryffindor, so that your sexy boyfriend can see to your needs."
Seamus' smile faded, and Dean turned to see what his boyfriend's eyes were tracking. He saw Ron trudging in the direction of the refreshment table. Dean turned back to Seamus. "Don't tell me you wish to invite Won Won to a threesome?"
"Berk," scoffed Seamus, punching Dean lightly on the shoulder. "I was just wondering if he's going to be okay. Do you reckon we should stay in the Great Hall and keep an eye on him?"
Dean shrugged. "Ron is a big boy," he said. "He can take care of himself."
"Yeah, but he's a big boy who's had his heart broken tonight," Seamus countered, feeling sorry for his friend.
"You must admit, he brought that on himself."
"True, but even Lavender has snubbed him," argued Seamus. "Let's at least go talk to him."
"Okay," Dean said with a disappointed sigh. He'd been looking forward to spending some quality, alone time with Seamus, but Ron was a good friend who needed a friend right now. Dean grabbed Seamus' hand and led him over to where Ron was listlessly adding food to a plate.
"Hey, mate," Seamus greeted with forced cheer. "Are you enjoying the party?" Seamus winced when Dean elbowed him in the ribs.
Ron glowered at him. "I'm having a swell time," he replied. "I cheated on my girlfriend, she's off with another girl to experiment, my sister is doing the same-"
"What?!" Dean and Seamus chorused.
"...and my best friend hasn't even bothered to show up at his own party," Ron finished. He looked from Dean to Seamus and snorted. "At least the two of you aren't consorting with the enemy."
"The enemy?" Dean prompted. He wondered if Ron was going around the twist.
Ron nodded. "Slytherins," he said solemnly. "However, it's been brought to my attention that my biggest enemy tonight is...me."
Fleeing Out Party
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: Dean/Seamus, Ron
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion
Word count: 365
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt #113 - tracking
Summary: Seamus feels sorry for Won Won. Follows Toughing Out Party.
"Now, isn't that a coincidence?" mused Seamus.
Dean leaned back to look at him with a puzzled frown. "What's a coincidence?" he asked.
Seamus grinned up at Dean and fluttered his lashes. "I also have a sexy Gryffindor boyfriend," he said. "And, it just so happens that he owes me a blow job."
"Is that so?" drawled Dean. "Perhaps we should return to Gryffindor, so that your sexy boyfriend can see to your needs."
Seamus' smile faded, and Dean turned to see what his boyfriend's eyes were tracking. He saw Ron trudging in the direction of the refreshment table. Dean turned back to Seamus. "Don't tell me you wish to invite Won Won to a threesome?"
"Berk," scoffed Seamus, punching Dean lightly on the shoulder. "I was just wondering if he's going to be okay. Do you reckon we should stay in the Great Hall and keep an eye on him?"
Dean shrugged. "Ron is a big boy," he said. "He can take care of himself."
"Yeah, but he's a big boy who's had his heart broken tonight," Seamus countered, feeling sorry for his friend.
"You must admit, he brought that on himself."
"True, but even Lavender has snubbed him," argued Seamus. "Let's at least go talk to him."
"Okay," Dean said with a disappointed sigh. He'd been looking forward to spending some quality, alone time with Seamus, but Ron was a good friend who needed a friend right now. Dean grabbed Seamus' hand and led him over to where Ron was listlessly adding food to a plate.
"Hey, mate," Seamus greeted with forced cheer. "Are you enjoying the party?" Seamus winced when Dean elbowed him in the ribs.
Ron glowered at him. "I'm having a swell time," he replied. "I cheated on my girlfriend, she's off with another girl to experiment, my sister is doing the same-"
"What?!" Dean and Seamus chorused.
"...and my best friend hasn't even bothered to show up at his own party," Ron finished. He looked from Dean to Seamus and snorted. "At least the two of you aren't consorting with the enemy."
"The enemy?" Dean prompted. He wondered if Ron was going around the twist.
Ron nodded. "Slytherins," he said solemnly. "However, it's been brought to my attention that my biggest enemy tonight is...me."
Fleeing Out Party