Now, this is serious, but it's not. If you can picture me doing any job in the world, what would it be ( Read more... )

My mom is leaving.
Brad is leaving.
Rich is allready gone.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!?!?!?

Jennifer and Ana got my webpage deleted!
(ren and stimpy)
YOU EDIOOTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

I've been absent due to my ongoing adventures in the realm of Vanadiel, otherwise known as FINAL FANTASY XI (11, you retards). You see, me and my little taru friend Kuntz have been roaming the countryside, killing wild rabbits and STD worms left and right. We're so badass, everyone is jealous and wants to join our party with lots of Kuntz, but we ( Read more... )

I spent 6 hours today on the phone with Dell, trying to get a porn virus off my computer and getting a new videocard installed on my computer. Obviously, I am feeling quite inadequate with computers right now because an indian man and a korean woman respectively had to bitch me out and tell me how to do everything. This is further heightened by ( Read more... )

*hits you in the head with a brick.*

Today, I finally watched the much anticipated LOTR: The Return of the King. It was badass, very badass actually, not quite as good as the second in my opinion. Maybe it was it's length that got me. Maybe it was it's length AND sitting in the shitty Kerrville movie theater that got me. OR, maybe it was the length, the shitty movie theater, and ( Read more... )

I have done it... although, somewhere in starting to make this thing I wrecked Jennifer's journal (derrrr... *slaps hand against chest*) ... I feel like brad, but with less grace and on the internet. But wait, 99% of the people who read this (a whoppin' 3 of my computer estimations are correct, which they are not) will NOT know who brad or any of ( Read more... )