Take first test since returning to college....check.
Fail first test since returning to college....check.

And also, if anyone knows: was I such a bratty punk when I was 18? damn.

Hullo, world! I swear I'm still here...physically, anyways. Mentally, not so much.

(p.s. - HI GINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANIEL!

I love you.

i've got walnuts.

anyone want a walnut?

they might be pecans.

i actually can't tell the difference once they're shelled.

they taste good, whichever they are.

anyone?

i've also got a recipie for Damn Good Dip, courtesy of Max von Mayerling.

it doesn't have any walnuts in it.

or pecans.

but you get to eat it with frito's scoops.

huzaah.

we all got it wrong.

not just a little bit - seethingly, drastically, hatefully, selfishly, stupidly wrong.

look back - you can't deny it; the evidence screams for recognition.

i wonder if we can figure out how to get right again.

i hope we can at least be right with ourselves.

good luck, everyone.

everybody just back the fuck off. i've had it; i don't give a shit anymore.

what the fuck is wrong with people? assholes.

...why I don't have a drink right now. a strong one. i really think that should have been a prerequisite for this day...

apparently, i need to learn Russian. erm.

...this amazing new product called le oil...or l'oil...it's too too fabulous.

hurry & buy it in mass quantities while supplies last...

run, people, run!

...ask me about my new masseuse. he's just the best ever.