What

The

Fuck

Yeah, as if either of the fucking keyblade boys would even think of helping any of us, particularly myself or Mr. Pansy.

I think I'll stay as I am unless someone can give me one hell of a good reason to go on this stupid fucking quest.

I hate plants. Marluxia get your fucking things out of my sight, or I swear to god I'll slice them all into little green ribbons. Remember that coal? Yeah, that'll be your "precious babies."

And for the record, soap is the best thing since sliced bread.

NOT

A

FUCKING

WORD

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE! Have you guys seen those bubble things running around Wonderland!? I swear, they're the greatest thing!!! They're kinda sticky, though, but they're fucking awesome! I saw one burst in some rabbit's top hat and he just went running off like a bee'd stung him!!! hahahaHAHAHahaHA! It was so awesome!

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So the meeting with Xemnas was a complete waste of time. Fucking Saix met me in the middle of my prank and turned it into his own prank. Yeah, ended with me in the meeting I'd meant to avoid. I think I may have caused a bit of a stir by my parting words, but ha, they need that. I'm amazed at how many of us are back wouldn't have imagined half of ( Read more... )