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[emperor_llama]

*sleeping*

mmmumblemumble... no I don't want any more grapes, thank you... *snerk

Comments

[a_normal_human]

.........

*walks waaaaay around the freaking out animal*

[magicbloomers]

A talking llama?

Aww, cute~

[emperor_llama]

Hey. Hey. HEY. You, in the funny hat.

Why did you turn me into a Llama?

[magicbloomers]

I turned you into a llama?

Wow! That's amazing! How did I do it?

[emperor_llama]

What're you asking me for? You're the magical criminal mastermind here, not me.

[to_ler_ate]

LLAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

LAMBO LOVES LLAMAS!!! *JUMPS ON YOU*

[emperor_llama]

AAUGH I'M BEING ATTACKED BY AN INSANE BABY

*leaps around frantically and awkwardly trying to hit trees with Lambo*

[to_ler_ate]

Owww!! DON'T HURT LAMBO LIKE THAT!!! *accidentally pokes you with his horns*

[emperor_llama]

DON'T HURT KUZCO LIKE THAT, EITHER!

[da_beat_is_on]

OH MY GOD A TALKING MUTANT SHEEP

[emperor_llama]

OH MY GOD AN ESCAPED PRISONER

[da_beat_is_on]

BWAAAAAA?! LINA?! WHERE?! *spins around, looking in every possible direction, including and especially up*

[emperor_llama]

YOU, moron! What kind of weirdo would go around covered in chains if they didn't just escape from some kind of dungeon?

[for_the_queen]

Ser... Llama? Do you require assistance?

[emperor_llama]

Finally, someone with an ounce of respect!

Yeah. Get me back home, and make me stop being a llama.

[for_the_queen]

Ah... I'm afraid that's quite impossible, ser. There is no way to leave the island, and as for your... being a llama... I fear I would not know where to begin.

[emperor_llama]

Oh, fantasic. Of course.

Does Hell at least have hot showers?