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[emotionalwench]

So as you may remember, two weekends ago I posted a Craigslist ad looking for queer males in the area who will let me be their fag hag. It was mostly for just shits and giggles, but I actually got some responses right away. The first response was from some guy named "Kris" who simply wrote, Bi male here.. just want to hang out.. interested? I

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[crackerjackkid]

dass mean. i hertd.

[emotionalwench]

i sorree i so mean. dass not wut i meant 2 be. pplz mean-darz r strong when they approach me.

[rotting_orange]

uhhhhhhhhh.........
was he fucking high? Who is 30 and spells like that??

[emotionalwench]

Sadly, I think he spells like that when he's perfectly sober. And I think -- I hope that he was lying about being 30. (Oh God, he's probably OLDER. Oh God.)

[emotionalwench]

He certainly sounded more 13 than 30. Jeez, who knows.

[emotionalwench]

I agree. If it were only the chatspeak, that'd be one thing. But the whole "YOU MUST BE HERE RIGHT NOW" thing kinda freaked me out. And the part about liking being molested.

[dreiser]

Dude. lol. I feel bad for being thirty and that being my favorite all purpose reaction word. At least I have my anal retentive spelling and what little good grammar I retain being used in all my online forms of communication and text messaging as well. It actually irritates the fuck out of me when my friends misspell and shorten things since I refuse to do it myself but whatever.

I'm sorry your search for a gay boyfriend has gone awry. As a lesbian I'm not quite sure where one would go to search for them. Oh! The gym? lol. I don't know. I think Craigslist should be out now though. Unless you need a not so legal escort. I knew a gay guy at my old job who used to offer his services ala Craigslist doing such things.

Don't ask. It was such a messed up job.

[emotionalwench]

Yeah, I have a hard time using chatspeak in my text messages too. Even when I shorten the word "tonight" to "tonite" or something like that so I don't exceed my 160-characters-per-text-message limit, I cringe a little.

Haha, yeah, I think Craigslist is right out now. And oh, uh, wow. There are people who prostitute themselves on Craigslist? That really shouldn't surprise me, but...wow.

[uhoh_uhoh]

maybe he talks like that because he thinks it is cool (and i would argue that he is wrong on that point), but when he nerds out he doesn't mind writing in proper english. i have no idea. this guy makes me lol and cringe all at the same time.

man, just reading that mess makes my typing bad.

[emotionalwench]

See, I'm the opposite -- I'm more likely to talk in lolcat or abandon proper spelling/grammar when I nerd out (but I do it IRONICALLY, so there!).

this guy makes me lol and cringe all at the same time. -- That pretty much sums up the reaction I had, too.

And I know what you mean. After having that conversation, I became sooo paranoid about making typos and other errors because I didn't want to sound remotely like him.