This is even worse than usual. A plug, and it’s not even timely.

IMPOSSIBLE MARRIAGEby Beth Henley ( Read more... )

You outsiders may not know, but this Saturday will be the 132nd running of the Kentucky Derby. To you, it will likely be an odd, unengaging choice for afternoon sportscasting. To us, it is an orgy of abandon; a violent hurricane of civic pride and poor judgment. We wear enormous, flower-encrusted hats to conceal the fact that we have ejaculated our ( Read more... )

I received a marvelous post-card today from a dear friend who is banging Spanish chicks studying abroad in Spain. The following anecdote was related.

A young lad was being transferred to the Colonel’s regiment. He had splendid references, so the Colonel welcomed the lad effusively ( Read more... )

Who would have ever thought that I would look back fondly on Ari Fleischer ( Read more... )

Oh, yeah. I remember this thing, albeit vaguely. What is it even for?

Oh, that's right.

Woe, despair, agony on me. My name tags are my shame and my chains.

*hic* I do solemnly *hic* swear to up . . . *hic*

I'm on the run, but I directed WORK by Catherine Castellani, and it opens tonight as part of the below. Tickets are FREE.

4 by 4 in 4Actors Theatre ( Read more... )

I know it's been ages, but I couldn't help but share the following listing from the Preditors and Editors web site, which offers writers background on publishers/editors/agents. Read the first paragraph, and then start at the bottom and work your way back up.

M.W. MILLS, LITERARY AGENT (Melanie Mills): Strongly not recommended. a literary agency ( Read more... )

11/16/05

TO: All Staff

FROM: Emoticripple

I am a Golden God. You may kiss the ring.

Sincerely,

Emoticripple

Me: I'm happy to tag along if you don't think your folks will mind.

NsnaG: Just talked to mom. Apparently, the last time you were over there you touched her inappropriately, so she doesn't think it's a good idea that we both come over tonight. She said if you just want to come over by yourself later, then that's okay.