A Completely Fictional Fairytale About a Troll

[emo_snal]

   Once upon a time in a magical land far away, there was a village of cute little houses with thatched roofs, and a large windmill that slowly turned, picturesquely. Just a little bit out of the village, down a path of smooth flagstones, there lived a beekeeper named Knut in a quaint little cottage by his beehives. He had a pointy red beard, 1,

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[tonithegreat]

I AM SO HAPPY YOU PUT BOLDERIC IN THIS!!!

Hopefully I’m not too much of a troll for saying that!

Also this is really funny.

[emo_snal]

Haha your enthusiasm makes me wonder if there's more to the name Bolderic than I thought? I was just looking for funny names. I was also considering putting in a Shlomo and "Kermit (not a frog)" (with the "not a frog" tag every time he's mentioned)

[tonithegreat]

Well my spelling is all off. I was excited because I was thinking Baldrick ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldrick ) from Blackadder! But now I’m excited to see that he has a Wikipedia page.

[marlawentmad]

I love the fanciful reframing!

[d0gs]

This made me laugh so much!

[flipflop_diva]

Yesss, this is great. I love it. And the 'condor-width' made me literally laugh out loud xD