I had a box of old checks I needed to shred, but I decided that burning them would be easier and more fun. So I got a lighter and a can, and I had a bonfire...

It wasn't much easier buuuuut it was definetely more fun.

Now I'm fucking around on my laptop and watching Hot Fuzz.

SWEET.

I hope I see you again, so I can kick you in the face and tell you how I never want to see you again.

What's the big idea about relationships ( Read more... )

I love getting high, because for a good couple hours I can convince myself of anything, and then each time I get high, I make myself believe more in this certain idea, until it takes over my entire brain, and this thought I kept having to convince myself I believed in is now a reality and I don't have to convince myself anymore because it's true ( Read more... )

It's 5AM and I'm sitting in Marco's room doing... this ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm losing someone I've known forever.

It's pretty much the most empty feeling I've ever felt.

People are so vulgar... and contradicting... and BITCHY.
And I don't know how to fix them.

Today I held $5,000 dollars in my hands... for about 1.25 seconds until my dad decided to treat me like I'm 5 and decide what I'm going to do with MY student loan money.

But ohhh what a sweet 1.25 seconds.

...and if you're ever feeling lonely, just look at the spaces between your fingers, because that's where mine will always perfectly fit.

If one more of my co-worker's children hit on me, I'm gonna fucking puke.Employee Christmas Party Tonight, and I'm perfecty content being ditched by my boyfriend to sit at my desk sending out certified mail, watching everyone have fun being ass-holes ( Read more... )