LOL silly ellen i love meat i just don't like the idea of killing and eating cute little four-legged fluffies. now last time i looked, you were not cute, little, four legged or fluffy *sharpens knives* :)
"...once we've added the egg, we add some nut's given to me by some TWAT of a relative who will be getting a bottle of Chav-Piss in their stocking this year! Next we add some salt..."
KEITH FLOYD??? you cheeky fuck-knuckler I am far more attractive than Keith Floyd - mind you that's not very difficult is it?
LOL i should do a recipe book although most of my better recipes are created when i've had too much gin and i can't even remember what we ended up eating!
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*bounce*
YAY!
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silly ellen
i love meat
i just don't like the idea of killing and eating cute little four-legged fluffies.
now last time i looked, you were not cute, little, four legged or fluffy
*sharpens knives*
:)
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*bows down.
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:)
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I can just imagine you as a TV chef:
"...once we've added the egg, we add some nut's given to me by some TWAT of a relative who will be getting a bottle of Chav-Piss in their stocking this year! Next we add some salt..."
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you cheeky fuck-knuckler
I am far more attractive than Keith Floyd - mind you that's not very difficult is it?
LOL
i should do a recipe book
although most of my better recipes are created when i've had too much gin and i can't even remember what we ended up eating!
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