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CHICKEN POLICE

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APPARATUS AVAILABLE TO FACILITATE CANINE AMBULATION

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Colbert did a segment on my hometown! I've never been so happy to be belittled.

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Today I taught a lecture on anal glands! I had a whiteboard and everything. It was magical.

brick by brick, the night eclipsed
pricked by the cuticle thorns
dried the sleep on nursery slits
into this life I'm born