Man, Hot Things Are Awesome To Look At Part Two: Real Ladies!
Due to the :( of being ill I thought I'd get on with something :D again, and something that requires very little concentration at that.
We've already had Man, Hot Things Are Awesome To Look At Part One: Real Dudes!, so now it's time for:
Man, Hot Things Are Awesome To Look At Part Two: Real Ladies!
This time organised in alphabetical order due to a large number of the ladies being musicians rather than actresses.
Alice Krige
Because she was spunky and fun in Sharpe, sinuous and cruel in First Contact, and because she makes a fabulous bad girl.
Alyson Hannigan
Because Willow was adorable and because her nutcase in American Pie was one of the best things about that movie.
Amanda Tapping
As my little brother likes to say ad infinitum; "I'd tap that!"
Angelina Jolie
The "Well, duh" of any top 100 pretty ladies list.
Anna Friel
Because as Chuck you cannot help but covet either her or her outfits.
Audrey Hepburn
Even if it does feel wrong including a pixie.
Ava Gardner
'Guh' before the word was invented.
Ayumi Hamasaki
100% manufactured cuteness.
Beyonce
Well, she is Sasha Fierce. Allegedly.
Bjork
The personification of 'quirky'.
Britney Spears
Whatever's happened since, there's no denying the fact that she really was a pop princess.
Britt Ekland
Three words: The Wicker Man.
Cameron Diaz
Beautiful, funny, and, oh yeah, quite possibly the best first three minutes in any movie ever (thank you The Mask).
Camille Jones
I'm used to tuning out the constant parade of T and A on the dance music channels the lads at work like to listen to, but this girl (while, shockingly, covered up) managed to distract me in The Creeps. Gorgeous in a weird, different way.
Carla Gugino
Yeah, did you see Watchmen? Or Sin City? Or...
Carrie Fisher
Hm, may have been premature with Angelina Jolie, because WELL, DUH. Princess Leia, people. Just... Princess Leia.
Cate Blanchett
Serene glamour and a sense of self-confidence that's almost breathtaking.
Catherine Zeta Jones
First female celebrity I ever found myself acknowledging my crush on. For a reason.
Charlize Theron
Pretty much acts the pants off any co-star she's put up against.
Darryl Hannah
Because she was cute in the 80s, but as Elle Driver she was phenomenal.
Deborah Kara Unger
If you weren't distracted by how pretty Dahlia was under the grey shawls, nevermind in the flashbacks, we probably weren't watching the same Silent Hill movie.
Dita Von Teese
Aroooooooga!
Drew Barrymore
Fun, flirtatious and just the right side of nutty.
Emma Watson
Making you feel guilty even after she turned legal.
Enya
One of those artists whose look encapsulates their material; wistful, delicate and yet strangely strong.
Eva Longoria
Female proof that good things can come in tiny packages.
Eva Mendes
If sex were a person? Yeah.
Famke Janssen
A grown up sort of pretty on a young face; you can totally see why Wolverine and Cyclops would fight over her.
Felicity Kendal
Women rarely come cuter than this.
Francesca Annis
Apologies for the bad pic - but man, was she stunning as Jessica in Dune. Whether it's the regal features or red hair, I don't know, but there's just something there.
Gillian Anderson
Inspiring the wet dreams of nerds everywhere for the best part of a decade.
Grace Kelly
A face to match the name.
Greta Garbo
Aloof ice princess even before it was cool.
Gwen Stefani
Fun, funky and fabulous.
Gwyneth Paltrow
I remember the days before she smiled all the time when I didn't get the fuss. Now she smiles all the time, and she just glows with it.
Halle Berry
You're not regularly picked as one of the world's most beautiful women by accident.
Helena Bonham Carter
Because she is the female Johnny Depp.
Iman
Supermodel for a reason.
Jennifer Lopez
Because when you're not preoccupied by the love life or the curves, she's actually got a beautiful face as well.
Jennifer Saunders
It's the perma-smirk.
Jessica Alba
Pretty, pretty, pretty, then Sin City and ASFDADSJFLSDJFL GOD WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT WHY WOULD THAT EVER BE COVERED IN CLOTHES OMG.
Joan Baez
Yeah, screw televangelists. Take one look at this woman's life; THAT'S how you show goodwill to all men (and women).
Joanna Lumley
In her 60s and still looking mighty fine.
Judi Dench
And talking of silver sirens...
Julia Roberts
Robert Pattinson could learn a thing or two about dazzling from that smile.
Julie Benz
Normally vulnerable beauties tick me off, but I make an exception for her. Soft-voiced and sweet-faced; but makes one hell of a bad girl when she feels like it.
Juliette Binoche
Just as delicious as the sweets she made in Chocolat.
Kate Winslet
Rocking curves like it's 1952 and looking good in them.
Katee Sackhoff
Pretty doesn't have to be 'girly'. The tomboys can be beautiful too.
Keira Knightley
Painfully skinny, yes, but there's no real denying the fact she's still pretty.
Kylie Minogue
The original and best of the pop princess brigade.
Lauren Bacall
That look, right there. That shouldn't have been allowed in black and white times.
Lena Headey
Guh, and also, guh. Plus, she kicks ass in pretty much everything I've seen her in, so that helps.
Liv Tyler
The eyes, the lips, the hair, the fact her face always, always looks friendly - she's lovely.
Liz Taylor
It's an eyes thing.
Louise Redknapp
The first woman with my first name who I ever thought was pretty, and I'll always thank her for that XD.
Lucy Liu
Will kick your ass, make you like it, and still find the spare time to be entirely adorable in Lucky Number Slevin.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Quirkily gorgeous like her brother and just as talented.
Marilyn Monroe
... do I really need to explain?
Mary McDonnell
Who wouldn't want to be first man (or lady) to her Roslin?
Mary Steenburgen
Possibly the only smile to out-sunshine Julia Roberts.
Megan Fox
A modern 'well, duh'. Ridiculously sexy and seems to know it.
Meryl Streep
Yes mistress!
Mia Tyler
Yeah, somehow Steve Tyler passed on only awesome genes to his daughters.
Michelle Pfeiffer
There's something outright dangerous about her looks but it's a danger you want in on.
Michelle Rodriguez
Got to admire a girl who looks like she could rip your heart out with her bare hands.
Michelle Yeoh
Best thing in every movie she's been in.
Milla Jovovich
A deliciously peculiar pretty.
Missy Elliot
Awesome music, awesome curves, awesome lady.
Monica Bellucci
Tear-jerkingly beautiful.
Naomie Harris
Well, any woman who can make that get-up look good...
Natalie Imbruglia
Why do all the soap stars who make half-decent music come from Australia?
Natalie Portman
WHAT DOES SHE WANT?
Nicole Kidman
One of those women who drives me dangerously close to a hair fetish. Man, those curls.
Nigella Lawson
Food porn!
Olga Kurylenko
Tall, dark and beautiful; might save your life, might steal your car. You'd be thankful either way.
Queen Latifah
Wicked voice, wickeder curves.
Rachel Bilson
Miniature bottled sunshine.
Rachel Luttrell
Perfection.
Rachel Stevens
A manufactured pop band pretty who was actually pretty.
Rachel Weisz
Part girl next door, part action hero, all yummy.
Radha Mitchell
Kicking ass and taking names with a vulnerable edge that doesn't turn her into a snivelling wuss.
Ramanjeet Kaur
Because she ripped my heart out in Fire.
Rebecca Romjin
Whether it's kicking ass and taking names under blue latex in X-Men or kicking ass and taking names as a former dude in Ugly Betty, she's still just unreasonably hot.
Rihanna
There's a four minute(ish) silence in the house whenever the Umbrella video comes on for a reason.
Rosario Dawson
Never boring, and always stunning.
Salma Hayek
BZZUH. What, words were supposed to go here? Oh, not to mention that her biggest body fear was her thighs getting too skinny.
Sandra Bullock
Girl next door appeal perfectly bottled into one form.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
A megawatt grin and a sense of humour to power it.
Scarlett Johansson
Because the tabloid era needed a blonde bombshell.
Sigourney Weaver
She's Ripley. What more do you want?
Sophie Marceau
You couldn't blame James Bond for being distracted by this girl.
Summer Glau
Proving what anyone with a brain knew anyway; you do not mess with a dancer.
Susan Sarandon
~Fiesty~!
Taylor Cole
Because anyone who didn't fall in love with Sarah during Provenance was doing it wrong.
Tia Carrere
If she was a President she'd be Babraham Lincoln.
Torri Higginson
She kicks ass without having to fire a gun.
Tricia Helfer
Because by the end of Battlestar Galactica you forgave the face that wiped out over half of humanity. Oh, and she's gorgeous.
Winona Ryder
Angsty teenagers, beware. She did it better, and drew more lulz.
Zoe Wanamaker
Because not all pixies are under twenty-five.
We've already had Man, Hot Things Are Awesome To Look At Part One: Real Dudes!, so now it's time for:
Man, Hot Things Are Awesome To Look At Part Two: Real Ladies!
This time organised in alphabetical order due to a large number of the ladies being musicians rather than actresses.
Alice Krige
Because she was spunky and fun in Sharpe, sinuous and cruel in First Contact, and because she makes a fabulous bad girl.
Alyson Hannigan
Because Willow was adorable and because her nutcase in American Pie was one of the best things about that movie.
Amanda Tapping
As my little brother likes to say ad infinitum; "I'd tap that!"
Angelina Jolie
The "Well, duh" of any top 100 pretty ladies list.
Anna Friel
Because as Chuck you cannot help but covet either her or her outfits.
Audrey Hepburn
Even if it does feel wrong including a pixie.
Ava Gardner
'Guh' before the word was invented.
Ayumi Hamasaki
100% manufactured cuteness.
Beyonce
Well, she is Sasha Fierce. Allegedly.
Bjork
The personification of 'quirky'.
Britney Spears
Whatever's happened since, there's no denying the fact that she really was a pop princess.
Britt Ekland
Three words: The Wicker Man.
Cameron Diaz
Beautiful, funny, and, oh yeah, quite possibly the best first three minutes in any movie ever (thank you The Mask).
Camille Jones
I'm used to tuning out the constant parade of T and A on the dance music channels the lads at work like to listen to, but this girl (while, shockingly, covered up) managed to distract me in The Creeps. Gorgeous in a weird, different way.
Carla Gugino
Yeah, did you see Watchmen? Or Sin City? Or...
Carrie Fisher
Hm, may have been premature with Angelina Jolie, because WELL, DUH. Princess Leia, people. Just... Princess Leia.
Cate Blanchett
Serene glamour and a sense of self-confidence that's almost breathtaking.
Catherine Zeta Jones
First female celebrity I ever found myself acknowledging my crush on. For a reason.
Charlize Theron
Pretty much acts the pants off any co-star she's put up against.
Darryl Hannah
Because she was cute in the 80s, but as Elle Driver she was phenomenal.
Deborah Kara Unger
If you weren't distracted by how pretty Dahlia was under the grey shawls, nevermind in the flashbacks, we probably weren't watching the same Silent Hill movie.
Dita Von Teese
Aroooooooga!
Drew Barrymore
Fun, flirtatious and just the right side of nutty.
Emma Watson
Making you feel guilty even after she turned legal.
Enya
One of those artists whose look encapsulates their material; wistful, delicate and yet strangely strong.
Eva Longoria
Female proof that good things can come in tiny packages.
Eva Mendes
If sex were a person? Yeah.
Famke Janssen
A grown up sort of pretty on a young face; you can totally see why Wolverine and Cyclops would fight over her.
Felicity Kendal
Women rarely come cuter than this.
Francesca Annis
Apologies for the bad pic - but man, was she stunning as Jessica in Dune. Whether it's the regal features or red hair, I don't know, but there's just something there.
Gillian Anderson
Inspiring the wet dreams of nerds everywhere for the best part of a decade.
Grace Kelly
A face to match the name.
Greta Garbo
Aloof ice princess even before it was cool.
Gwen Stefani
Fun, funky and fabulous.
Gwyneth Paltrow
I remember the days before she smiled all the time when I didn't get the fuss. Now she smiles all the time, and she just glows with it.
Halle Berry
You're not regularly picked as one of the world's most beautiful women by accident.
Helena Bonham Carter
Because she is the female Johnny Depp.
Iman
Supermodel for a reason.
Jennifer Lopez
Because when you're not preoccupied by the love life or the curves, she's actually got a beautiful face as well.
Jennifer Saunders
It's the perma-smirk.
Jessica Alba
Pretty, pretty, pretty, then Sin City and ASFDADSJFLSDJFL GOD WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT WHY WOULD THAT EVER BE COVERED IN CLOTHES OMG.
Joan Baez
Yeah, screw televangelists. Take one look at this woman's life; THAT'S how you show goodwill to all men (and women).
Joanna Lumley
In her 60s and still looking mighty fine.
Judi Dench
And talking of silver sirens...
Julia Roberts
Robert Pattinson could learn a thing or two about dazzling from that smile.
Julie Benz
Normally vulnerable beauties tick me off, but I make an exception for her. Soft-voiced and sweet-faced; but makes one hell of a bad girl when she feels like it.
Juliette Binoche
Just as delicious as the sweets she made in Chocolat.
Kate Winslet
Rocking curves like it's 1952 and looking good in them.
Katee Sackhoff
Pretty doesn't have to be 'girly'. The tomboys can be beautiful too.
Keira Knightley
Painfully skinny, yes, but there's no real denying the fact she's still pretty.
Kylie Minogue
The original and best of the pop princess brigade.
Lauren Bacall
That look, right there. That shouldn't have been allowed in black and white times.
Lena Headey
Guh, and also, guh. Plus, she kicks ass in pretty much everything I've seen her in, so that helps.
Liv Tyler
The eyes, the lips, the hair, the fact her face always, always looks friendly - she's lovely.
Liz Taylor
It's an eyes thing.
Louise Redknapp
The first woman with my first name who I ever thought was pretty, and I'll always thank her for that XD.
Lucy Liu
Will kick your ass, make you like it, and still find the spare time to be entirely adorable in Lucky Number Slevin.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Quirkily gorgeous like her brother and just as talented.
Marilyn Monroe
... do I really need to explain?
Mary McDonnell
Who wouldn't want to be first man (or lady) to her Roslin?
Mary Steenburgen
Possibly the only smile to out-sunshine Julia Roberts.
Megan Fox
A modern 'well, duh'. Ridiculously sexy and seems to know it.
Meryl Streep
Yes mistress!
Mia Tyler
Yeah, somehow Steve Tyler passed on only awesome genes to his daughters.
Michelle Pfeiffer
There's something outright dangerous about her looks but it's a danger you want in on.
Michelle Rodriguez
Got to admire a girl who looks like she could rip your heart out with her bare hands.
Michelle Yeoh
Best thing in every movie she's been in.
Milla Jovovich
A deliciously peculiar pretty.
Missy Elliot
Awesome music, awesome curves, awesome lady.
Monica Bellucci
Tear-jerkingly beautiful.
Naomie Harris
Well, any woman who can make that get-up look good...
Natalie Imbruglia
Why do all the soap stars who make half-decent music come from Australia?
Natalie Portman
WHAT DOES SHE WANT?
Nicole Kidman
One of those women who drives me dangerously close to a hair fetish. Man, those curls.
Nigella Lawson
Food porn!
Olga Kurylenko
Tall, dark and beautiful; might save your life, might steal your car. You'd be thankful either way.
Queen Latifah
Wicked voice, wickeder curves.
Rachel Bilson
Miniature bottled sunshine.
Rachel Luttrell
Perfection.
Rachel Stevens
A manufactured pop band pretty who was actually pretty.
Rachel Weisz
Part girl next door, part action hero, all yummy.
Radha Mitchell
Kicking ass and taking names with a vulnerable edge that doesn't turn her into a snivelling wuss.
Ramanjeet Kaur
Because she ripped my heart out in Fire.
Rebecca Romjin
Whether it's kicking ass and taking names under blue latex in X-Men or kicking ass and taking names as a former dude in Ugly Betty, she's still just unreasonably hot.
Rihanna
There's a four minute(ish) silence in the house whenever the Umbrella video comes on for a reason.
Rosario Dawson
Never boring, and always stunning.
Salma Hayek
BZZUH. What, words were supposed to go here? Oh, not to mention that her biggest body fear was her thighs getting too skinny.
Sandra Bullock
Girl next door appeal perfectly bottled into one form.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
A megawatt grin and a sense of humour to power it.
Scarlett Johansson
Because the tabloid era needed a blonde bombshell.
Sigourney Weaver
She's Ripley. What more do you want?
Sophie Marceau
You couldn't blame James Bond for being distracted by this girl.
Summer Glau
Proving what anyone with a brain knew anyway; you do not mess with a dancer.
Susan Sarandon
~Fiesty~!
Taylor Cole
Because anyone who didn't fall in love with Sarah during Provenance was doing it wrong.
Tia Carrere
If she was a President she'd be Babraham Lincoln.
Torri Higginson
She kicks ass without having to fire a gun.
Tricia Helfer
Because by the end of Battlestar Galactica you forgave the face that wiped out over half of humanity. Oh, and she's gorgeous.
Winona Ryder
Angsty teenagers, beware. She did it better, and drew more lulz.
Zoe Wanamaker
Because not all pixies are under twenty-five.