Man, Hot Things Are Awesome To Look At Part One: Real Dudes!
(Long and short of it, the car decided to act as if someone had kicked it in the gonads, so we're not going on holiday until tomorrow :(. Or, well, technically later today.)
BUT.
To distract myself from the :( of this, and because it gave me something to do, I put together a little something. Or, er, a rather large something. Parts two and three (women and fictional people) will be coming at a later date sometime AFTER this holiday (please God). So, without further ado:
Man, Hot Things Are Awesome To Look At Part One: Real Dudes!
Organised not in order of hotness (because I don't have ten years to spare), but using the Six Degrees Of Separation method :D. Every last dude here can be linked to the other via movies/TV shows, as showcased in the () after each person's name.
Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven)
Because no matter that John Wayne got there first; he will always be the original cowboy to me. Plus, it also helps that he's not a total dick.
Morgan Freeman (Unforgiven, Lucky Number Slevin)
Because that face alone could tell you things. Intelligence is sexy.
Josh Harnett (Lucky Number Slevin, Black Hawk Down)
Because quirky individual parts make up a very, very easy-on-the-eyes whole; and because he spent the first half hour or so of Lucky Number Slevin in a towel.
Tom Hardy (Black Hawk Down, Layer Cake)
He's Handsome Bob in RocknRolla for a reason.
Daniel Craig (Layer Cake, Elizabeth)
One of those faces that definitely grows on you; and whether you like it or not, you have to at least respect his take on Bond.
Christopher Ecclestone (Elizabeth, Heroes)
He might need a suit or uniform to go from 'interesting' to 'okay, I would' but there's no denying the fact this guy's a hell of an actor.
Sendhil Ramamurthy (Heroes)
'Beautiful' doesn't cover it. 'So gorgeous as to be actually almost painful to look at' might start to.
Adrian Pasdar (Heroes)
Eyelashes you could wear as a shawl.
Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes, Gilmore Girls)
Kind of cute, kind of awkward, kind of dorky, all lovely.
Chad Michael Murray (Gilmore Girls)
Or as me and my sis like to call him; Chad Michael Murray, Superdick! He may be a bit of a douche, but he's hot and funny with it.
Jared Padalecki (Gilmore Girls, Supernatural)
Taking 'giant dork' to new, literal levels. And bringing sexy with it.
Misha Collins (Supernatural)
Flexible. Gorgeous. Talented. BUILT HIS OWN HOUSE.
Jensen Ackles (Supernatural)
Those eyes. Those lips. Those arms. He's quite literally stunning.
Christopher Heyerdahl (Supernatural, Stargate: Atlantis)
Because he brought sexy back to Alastair; and because he's just as attractive under a metric ton of make-up. Mmm, Todd.
Joe Flanigan (Stargate: Atlantis)
Because he's one of the sexiest dorks I've ever seen (and that hair! Those ears! That slouch).
David Hewlett (Stargate: Atlantis)
This guy being one of the others. Those shoulders, unf, I just want to grab them and... well, ANYWAY.
Connor Trinneer (Stargate: Atlantis)
Because he's pretty as a human and smoking as a Wraith.
Jason Momoa (Stargate: Atlantis)
No words needed.
Paul McGillion (Stargate: Atlantis)
Cute, and when he's playing up the Scottish accent I can't help but melt.
Mitch Pileggi (Stargate: Atlantis, X-Files)
Age doesn't matter, he still has chemistry with the goddamn furniture, nevermind his co-stars.
David Duchovny (X-Files, Zoolander)
It might be smug funny, but it's still funny. And humour is a yummy thing.
David Bowie (Zoolander)
But is there life on Mars?
Tyson Beckford (Zoolander)
Yeah, this guy isn't a male model by accident.
Owen Wilson (Zoolander, The Haunting)
Few people sport a broken nose better.
Liam Neeson (The Haunting, Batman Begins)
Between the height, the accent, the eyes that could make a stone find a heart to flutter, you can't really help but fall in love with him all over again in every last movie he's in.
Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins)
After watching this guy run around topless and bloodied for ten minutes or so in 28 Days Later, I didn't really have much of a choice.
Christian Bale (Batman Begins, Public Enemies)
Even if the swearing was douchey, I still can't help but love that slightly dorky and very, very handsome face. The ability to develop the body of a god at will does help, mind.
Johnny Depp (Public Enemies, Pirates of the Caribbean)
... duh.
Geoffrey Rush (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Avast ye scurvy landlubber, and surrender your underpants.
Orlando Bloom (Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings)
Because Legolas was breathtaking, and this particular photo swung the vote from "Unf" to "Okay, now I am actually in love."
Viggo Mortensen (Lord of the Rings)
Misha Collins before Misha Collins was Misha Collins. Namely, multi-talented, came out of near nowhere to blindside a whole fandom, gorgeous, and the sort of man that just makes other men look bad in comparison, because seriously, between the poetry and the photography and the acting and the fencing and the...
Sean Bean (Lord of the Rings, Troy)
Dat ass.
Eric Bana (Troy)
Waving the banner of successfully pulled-off face fuzz for hirsute men everywhere.
Peter O'Toole (Troy, Casanova)
Those eyes, that voice, and that ability to make you believe in every word he says could hold anyone in thrall.
David Tennant (Casanova, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
The sexiest scrawny Scotsman going.
Jason Isaacs (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
I dare you to look away from him when he's on screen. I DARE you.
Robert Pattinson (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Anyone who takes on the insanity of sparkles and afterwards goes "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE" deserves credit for balls, if not necessarily for brains.
Gary Oldman (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Versatility goes a long, long way.
Alan Rickman (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Dogma)
Spank me, professor!
Ben Affleck (Dogma, Daredevil)
Because he IS adorable, damnit, all six foot plus of him, bum-chin and all.
Colin Farrell (Daredevil, Minority Report)
That accent could charm the birds out of the trees.
Tom Cruise (Minority Report, Interview With The Vampire)
Hollywood manufactured in every way, but there's still just something there that can't quite be denied.
Christian Slater (Interview With The Vampire)
Because in Heathers he was the bad boy you'd have given your right arm to take home.
Antonio Banderas (Interview With The Vampire)
Try and find someone who smoulders half as well as he does in Evita. I dare you.
Brad Pitt (Interview With The Vampire, Ocean's Eleven)
Fight Club he was too cool for school; Meet Joe Black he was pretty, if vacant; Snatch he was a scruffy bastard and you loved him for it.
George Clooney (Ocean's Eleven)
Human whiskey; smooth, hot, and improving with age.
Matt Damon (Ocean's Eleven, The Talented Mr Ripley)
Because he can kill you with this newspaper. Or that pencil. Or those sardines.
Jude Law (The Talented Mr Ripley, Sherlock Holmes)
Okay, so he's sometimes a jerk. He's still easy on the eyes.
Robert Downey Jr (Sherlock Holmes, Zodiac)
Because before Iron Man I considered it; and because after Iron Man, who wouldn't?
Jake Gyllenhaal (Zodiac, Brokeback Mountain)
Because he gives his all in everything and he's got the most bizarre sort of beauty I've seen in a dude in forever.
Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain, The Dark Knight)
*sniff*.
Michael Caine (The Dark Knight, Children of Men)
Because Americans had James Dean and someone had to invent cool for the Brits.
Clive Owen (Children Of Men, King Arthur)
Sin City? Yeaaaaaah. I. Yeah.
Ioan Gruffudd (King Arthur, Hornblower)
What do you mean I have a barefoot fetish? But yes; this guy is just beautiful, and at the same time is still nice enough for you to take home to your mother. Provided she wouldn't try to jump his bones too.
Jamie Bamber (Hornblower, Battlestar Galactica)
Those cheekbones. Those arms. That towel-slip.
Edward James Olmos (Battlestar Galactica, Bladerunner)
Because if you weren't in love with him by the end of Battlestar Galactica then we may have been watching entirely different shows.
Harrison Ford (Bladerunner, Apocalypse Now)
Han Solo; yes. Indiana Jones; yes. Would I still? Hell. Yes.
Marlon Brando (Apocalypse Now, Superman The Movie)
Because he never stopped being talented; and when he was younger, that talent and those looks were a devastating combination.
Christopher Reeve (Superman The Movie, Smallville)
Someday I will get over him and stop sobbing like someone's set off a hose every time he smiles in Superman; but not today. Or tomorrow. Or the day after.
Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville, Justice League)
Proving that Yul Brynner and Patrick Stewart aren't one-offs; bald is beautiful.
Oded Fehr (Justice League, The Mummy)
Yeah, er, I'll be in my bunk. Fapping.
Brendan Fraser (The Mummy, Scrubs)
Because he certainly can rock tight pants; and because he made me sob like a little girl in Scrubs.
Masi Oka (Scrubs, Get Smart)
Because there are few people in this world I want to hug more. Yatta!
Dwayne Johnson (Get Smart, Doom)
The perfect skin. The chiselled looks (and abs, and...). Tattoos that are stunning instead of tacky. Just delicious.
Karl Urban (Doom, Star Trek Reboot)
Because I would happily be the English Lime to his Kiwi. Unf.
Anton Yelchin (Star Trek Reboot)
Admit it. You want to ruffle those curls. YOU DO.
Zachary Quinto (Star Trek Reboot)
Quirky, wicked, hot, talented, and an accurate sign-bearer too because...
Chris Pine (Star Trek Reboot)
Guh. Um. Unf.
Simon Pegg (Star Trek Reboot)
Because you want to put him in your pocket and take him home.
Leonard Nimoy (Star Trek Reboot, Star Trek: The Search For Spock)
Because if you didn't cheer when he turned up in the reboot there was something WRONG WITH YOU.
George Takei (Star Trek: The Search For Spock)
Elegant and still rocking it in his later years.
William Shatner (Star Trek: The Search For Spock, Star Trek: Generations)
Because in his prime, he really was the original Captain Fine.
Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: Generations, X-Men 2)
Voice like chocolate and looks to go with it.
James Marsden (X-Men 2)
Adorable doesn't really start to cover it.
Alan Cumming (X-Men 2)
Because he's hilarious, nuts, and cute.
Hugh Jackman (X-Men 2, X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Funny, musical, gorgeous, talented, married... yeah, life is cruel.
Daniel Henney (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Try and find a bad photo. It's just unfair.
Taylor Kitsch (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Because in The Covenant he was kind of hot, but as Gambit, it was time to get the extinguishers out.
Liev Schreiber (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Because pretty isn't a requirement for sexy. Old school handsome works damn well too.
Ryan Reynolds (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Blade)
I'd always thought him kind of cute, and then I discovered the body he'd been hiding. HELLO.
Luke Goss (Blade)
Cheekbones that five tons of make-up can't hide.
Stephen Dorff (Blade)
One role worth noting, but dear God, was it worth noting.
Wesley Snipes (Blade, Too Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar)
The epitome of sword-swinging cool.
John Leguizamo (Too Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar, Moulin Rouge)
Mischief personified.
Jacek Koman (Moulin Rouge)
Because as much as I don't fancy him in anything else, the unconscious Argentinian during El Tango De Roxanne? Yeah. I thought so too.
Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge, Rome)
THAT GRIN.
Kevin McKidd (Trainspotting, Rome)
Because he pretty much defines "growing into your looks". Started off cute, grew into gorgeous.
Ray Stevenson (Rome)
Because if someone was going to sling you over their shoulder and carry you home, you'd want it to be him.
James Purefoy (Rome, A Knight's Tale)
That smirk could set a thousand pairs of panties on fire from twenty paces.
Rufus Sewell (A Knight's Tale)
Mysterious, dark and handsome, just the way ye olde romances liked it.
Paul Bettany (A Knight's Tale, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World)
Another of those "has chemistry with a block of wood" actors, and man, if those eyes don't define beautiful, I don't know what could.
Russell Crowe (Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Gladiator)
Because if you were going to be avenged, there're few who'd do it better.
Joaquin Phoenix (Gladiator)
Another "DEM EYES" classic; and one hell of an actor to boot.
Djimon Hounsou (Gladiator, Constantine)
You don't get picked out to be a male model in Paris for no reason. Stunning.
Keanu Reeves (Constantine)
Another appallingly attractive dork. Whether he's stunning as Neo or winning hearts as Ted, I can't resist him.
Gavin Rossdale (Constantine)
Because a damn good demon has to be smooth and sinuous and he certainly pulled off both.
Shia LeBoeuf (Constantine, Transformers)
Because he's cute, and funny, and living every other twenty-something's dream. And he got to be INDIANA JONES' KID.
Josh Duhamel (Transformers)
Words. None.
Amaury Nolasco (Transformers, Prison Break)
The bunk mate you REALLY wouldn't mind having in a prison.
Wentworth Miller (Prison Break)
The body, the cheekbones and the acting ability are one thing; but it's those eyes that sell it. Piercing doesn't begin to cover it.
BUT.
To distract myself from the :( of this, and because it gave me something to do, I put together a little something. Or, er, a rather large something. Parts two and three (women and fictional people) will be coming at a later date sometime AFTER this holiday (please God). So, without further ado:
Man, Hot Things Are Awesome To Look At Part One: Real Dudes!
Organised not in order of hotness (because I don't have ten years to spare), but using the Six Degrees Of Separation method :D. Every last dude here can be linked to the other via movies/TV shows, as showcased in the () after each person's name.
Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven)
Because no matter that John Wayne got there first; he will always be the original cowboy to me. Plus, it also helps that he's not a total dick.
Morgan Freeman (Unforgiven, Lucky Number Slevin)
Because that face alone could tell you things. Intelligence is sexy.
Josh Harnett (Lucky Number Slevin, Black Hawk Down)
Because quirky individual parts make up a very, very easy-on-the-eyes whole; and because he spent the first half hour or so of Lucky Number Slevin in a towel.
Tom Hardy (Black Hawk Down, Layer Cake)
He's Handsome Bob in RocknRolla for a reason.
Daniel Craig (Layer Cake, Elizabeth)
One of those faces that definitely grows on you; and whether you like it or not, you have to at least respect his take on Bond.
Christopher Ecclestone (Elizabeth, Heroes)
He might need a suit or uniform to go from 'interesting' to 'okay, I would' but there's no denying the fact this guy's a hell of an actor.
Sendhil Ramamurthy (Heroes)
'Beautiful' doesn't cover it. 'So gorgeous as to be actually almost painful to look at' might start to.
Adrian Pasdar (Heroes)
Eyelashes you could wear as a shawl.
Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes, Gilmore Girls)
Kind of cute, kind of awkward, kind of dorky, all lovely.
Chad Michael Murray (Gilmore Girls)
Or as me and my sis like to call him; Chad Michael Murray, Superdick! He may be a bit of a douche, but he's hot and funny with it.
Jared Padalecki (Gilmore Girls, Supernatural)
Taking 'giant dork' to new, literal levels. And bringing sexy with it.
Misha Collins (Supernatural)
Flexible. Gorgeous. Talented. BUILT HIS OWN HOUSE.
Jensen Ackles (Supernatural)
Those eyes. Those lips. Those arms. He's quite literally stunning.
Christopher Heyerdahl (Supernatural, Stargate: Atlantis)
Because he brought sexy back to Alastair; and because he's just as attractive under a metric ton of make-up. Mmm, Todd.
Joe Flanigan (Stargate: Atlantis)
Because he's one of the sexiest dorks I've ever seen (and that hair! Those ears! That slouch).
David Hewlett (Stargate: Atlantis)
This guy being one of the others. Those shoulders, unf, I just want to grab them and... well, ANYWAY.
Connor Trinneer (Stargate: Atlantis)
Because he's pretty as a human and smoking as a Wraith.
Jason Momoa (Stargate: Atlantis)
No words needed.
Paul McGillion (Stargate: Atlantis)
Cute, and when he's playing up the Scottish accent I can't help but melt.
Mitch Pileggi (Stargate: Atlantis, X-Files)
Age doesn't matter, he still has chemistry with the goddamn furniture, nevermind his co-stars.
David Duchovny (X-Files, Zoolander)
It might be smug funny, but it's still funny. And humour is a yummy thing.
David Bowie (Zoolander)
But is there life on Mars?
Tyson Beckford (Zoolander)
Yeah, this guy isn't a male model by accident.
Owen Wilson (Zoolander, The Haunting)
Few people sport a broken nose better.
Liam Neeson (The Haunting, Batman Begins)
Between the height, the accent, the eyes that could make a stone find a heart to flutter, you can't really help but fall in love with him all over again in every last movie he's in.
Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins)
After watching this guy run around topless and bloodied for ten minutes or so in 28 Days Later, I didn't really have much of a choice.
Christian Bale (Batman Begins, Public Enemies)
Even if the swearing was douchey, I still can't help but love that slightly dorky and very, very handsome face. The ability to develop the body of a god at will does help, mind.
Johnny Depp (Public Enemies, Pirates of the Caribbean)
... duh.
Geoffrey Rush (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Avast ye scurvy landlubber, and surrender your underpants.
Orlando Bloom (Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings)
Because Legolas was breathtaking, and this particular photo swung the vote from "Unf" to "Okay, now I am actually in love."
Viggo Mortensen (Lord of the Rings)
Misha Collins before Misha Collins was Misha Collins. Namely, multi-talented, came out of near nowhere to blindside a whole fandom, gorgeous, and the sort of man that just makes other men look bad in comparison, because seriously, between the poetry and the photography and the acting and the fencing and the...
Sean Bean (Lord of the Rings, Troy)
Dat ass.
Eric Bana (Troy)
Waving the banner of successfully pulled-off face fuzz for hirsute men everywhere.
Peter O'Toole (Troy, Casanova)
Those eyes, that voice, and that ability to make you believe in every word he says could hold anyone in thrall.
David Tennant (Casanova, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
The sexiest scrawny Scotsman going.
Jason Isaacs (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
I dare you to look away from him when he's on screen. I DARE you.
Robert Pattinson (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Anyone who takes on the insanity of sparkles and afterwards goes "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE" deserves credit for balls, if not necessarily for brains.
Gary Oldman (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Versatility goes a long, long way.
Alan Rickman (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Dogma)
Spank me, professor!
Ben Affleck (Dogma, Daredevil)
Because he IS adorable, damnit, all six foot plus of him, bum-chin and all.
Colin Farrell (Daredevil, Minority Report)
That accent could charm the birds out of the trees.
Tom Cruise (Minority Report, Interview With The Vampire)
Hollywood manufactured in every way, but there's still just something there that can't quite be denied.
Christian Slater (Interview With The Vampire)
Because in Heathers he was the bad boy you'd have given your right arm to take home.
Antonio Banderas (Interview With The Vampire)
Try and find someone who smoulders half as well as he does in Evita. I dare you.
Brad Pitt (Interview With The Vampire, Ocean's Eleven)
Fight Club he was too cool for school; Meet Joe Black he was pretty, if vacant; Snatch he was a scruffy bastard and you loved him for it.
George Clooney (Ocean's Eleven)
Human whiskey; smooth, hot, and improving with age.
Matt Damon (Ocean's Eleven, The Talented Mr Ripley)
Because he can kill you with this newspaper. Or that pencil. Or those sardines.
Jude Law (The Talented Mr Ripley, Sherlock Holmes)
Okay, so he's sometimes a jerk. He's still easy on the eyes.
Robert Downey Jr (Sherlock Holmes, Zodiac)
Because before Iron Man I considered it; and because after Iron Man, who wouldn't?
Jake Gyllenhaal (Zodiac, Brokeback Mountain)
Because he gives his all in everything and he's got the most bizarre sort of beauty I've seen in a dude in forever.
Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain, The Dark Knight)
*sniff*.
Michael Caine (The Dark Knight, Children of Men)
Because Americans had James Dean and someone had to invent cool for the Brits.
Clive Owen (Children Of Men, King Arthur)
Sin City? Yeaaaaaah. I. Yeah.
Ioan Gruffudd (King Arthur, Hornblower)
What do you mean I have a barefoot fetish? But yes; this guy is just beautiful, and at the same time is still nice enough for you to take home to your mother. Provided she wouldn't try to jump his bones too.
Jamie Bamber (Hornblower, Battlestar Galactica)
Those cheekbones. Those arms. That towel-slip.
Edward James Olmos (Battlestar Galactica, Bladerunner)
Because if you weren't in love with him by the end of Battlestar Galactica then we may have been watching entirely different shows.
Harrison Ford (Bladerunner, Apocalypse Now)
Han Solo; yes. Indiana Jones; yes. Would I still? Hell. Yes.
Marlon Brando (Apocalypse Now, Superman The Movie)
Because he never stopped being talented; and when he was younger, that talent and those looks were a devastating combination.
Christopher Reeve (Superman The Movie, Smallville)
Someday I will get over him and stop sobbing like someone's set off a hose every time he smiles in Superman; but not today. Or tomorrow. Or the day after.
Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville, Justice League)
Proving that Yul Brynner and Patrick Stewart aren't one-offs; bald is beautiful.
Oded Fehr (Justice League, The Mummy)
Yeah, er, I'll be in my bunk. Fapping.
Brendan Fraser (The Mummy, Scrubs)
Because he certainly can rock tight pants; and because he made me sob like a little girl in Scrubs.
Masi Oka (Scrubs, Get Smart)
Because there are few people in this world I want to hug more. Yatta!
Dwayne Johnson (Get Smart, Doom)
The perfect skin. The chiselled looks (and abs, and...). Tattoos that are stunning instead of tacky. Just delicious.
Karl Urban (Doom, Star Trek Reboot)
Because I would happily be the English Lime to his Kiwi. Unf.
Anton Yelchin (Star Trek Reboot)
Admit it. You want to ruffle those curls. YOU DO.
Zachary Quinto (Star Trek Reboot)
Quirky, wicked, hot, talented, and an accurate sign-bearer too because...
Chris Pine (Star Trek Reboot)
Guh. Um. Unf.
Simon Pegg (Star Trek Reboot)
Because you want to put him in your pocket and take him home.
Leonard Nimoy (Star Trek Reboot, Star Trek: The Search For Spock)
Because if you didn't cheer when he turned up in the reboot there was something WRONG WITH YOU.
George Takei (Star Trek: The Search For Spock)
Elegant and still rocking it in his later years.
William Shatner (Star Trek: The Search For Spock, Star Trek: Generations)
Because in his prime, he really was the original Captain Fine.
Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: Generations, X-Men 2)
Voice like chocolate and looks to go with it.
James Marsden (X-Men 2)
Adorable doesn't really start to cover it.
Alan Cumming (X-Men 2)
Because he's hilarious, nuts, and cute.
Hugh Jackman (X-Men 2, X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Funny, musical, gorgeous, talented, married... yeah, life is cruel.
Daniel Henney (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Try and find a bad photo. It's just unfair.
Taylor Kitsch (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Because in The Covenant he was kind of hot, but as Gambit, it was time to get the extinguishers out.
Liev Schreiber (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Because pretty isn't a requirement for sexy. Old school handsome works damn well too.
Ryan Reynolds (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Blade)
I'd always thought him kind of cute, and then I discovered the body he'd been hiding. HELLO.
Luke Goss (Blade)
Cheekbones that five tons of make-up can't hide.
Stephen Dorff (Blade)
One role worth noting, but dear God, was it worth noting.
Wesley Snipes (Blade, Too Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar)
The epitome of sword-swinging cool.
John Leguizamo (Too Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar, Moulin Rouge)
Mischief personified.
Jacek Koman (Moulin Rouge)
Because as much as I don't fancy him in anything else, the unconscious Argentinian during El Tango De Roxanne? Yeah. I thought so too.
Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge, Rome)
THAT GRIN.
Kevin McKidd (Trainspotting, Rome)
Because he pretty much defines "growing into your looks". Started off cute, grew into gorgeous.
Ray Stevenson (Rome)
Because if someone was going to sling you over their shoulder and carry you home, you'd want it to be him.
James Purefoy (Rome, A Knight's Tale)
That smirk could set a thousand pairs of panties on fire from twenty paces.
Rufus Sewell (A Knight's Tale)
Mysterious, dark and handsome, just the way ye olde romances liked it.
Paul Bettany (A Knight's Tale, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World)
Another of those "has chemistry with a block of wood" actors, and man, if those eyes don't define beautiful, I don't know what could.
Russell Crowe (Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Gladiator)
Because if you were going to be avenged, there're few who'd do it better.
Joaquin Phoenix (Gladiator)
Another "DEM EYES" classic; and one hell of an actor to boot.
Djimon Hounsou (Gladiator, Constantine)
You don't get picked out to be a male model in Paris for no reason. Stunning.
Keanu Reeves (Constantine)
Another appallingly attractive dork. Whether he's stunning as Neo or winning hearts as Ted, I can't resist him.
Gavin Rossdale (Constantine)
Because a damn good demon has to be smooth and sinuous and he certainly pulled off both.
Shia LeBoeuf (Constantine, Transformers)
Because he's cute, and funny, and living every other twenty-something's dream. And he got to be INDIANA JONES' KID.
Josh Duhamel (Transformers)
Words. None.
Amaury Nolasco (Transformers, Prison Break)
The bunk mate you REALLY wouldn't mind having in a prison.
Wentworth Miller (Prison Break)
The body, the cheekbones and the acting ability are one thing; but it's those eyes that sell it. Piercing doesn't begin to cover it.