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ETA TO ADD IN BOLD: THIS IS A POST ABOUT DREAMS AND ITS CONTENTS ARE ABOUT DREAMS. IT IS ALL DREAMY. YOU NEED NOT WORRY.
Also, I love you guys *snuggles*, and promise if there ever WAS something to worry about, I'd tell you in private and/or with some damned TASTE.
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There will be a meaningful update sometime in the next day or two, but first, in the meantime, I've just woken up and I would VERY MUCH appreciate an explanation of why my two dreams last night consisted of the following:
1) Everybody has cancer!
Seriously - my best buddy was the first person to get diagnosed, and then I was all OH WAIT YEAH I DO HAVE THIS SUDDEN BROWN LEATHER LOOKING PATCH WHERE A MOLE USED TO BE and the doctor was all "Yes, u can has cancer too", and just, WTF. I mean, none of us were dying from it yet, we just all had it. WHAT.
2) White House RPS I DON'T EVEN KNOOOOOOW.
The WTF might make more sense given the following:
a. I don't do RPF in any form.
b. I think Barack and Michelle are ADORABLE.
c. I don't even fancy Rahm Emanuel or HOWEVER YOU SPELL IS NAME OH FOR GOD'S SAKE I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN KNOW.
d. Despite that I know Rahm could KICK MY ASS and I am LEGITIMATELY A LITTLE BIT AFFECTIONATELY SCARED OF HIM.
Seriously, I had a dream where this really, really, really long clip of Rahm and Barack talking to each other - both dressed! Well, no jackets, but shirt and trousers on still, damnit! - while Rahm was sitting on Barack's knees and was half-turned to him to talk had been released, and fangirls obviously were going mental, and there'd been this really funny fanvid where someone had dubbed over everything they were saying to each other, and I DON'T EVEN KNOW BUT IT WAS KIND OF HOT AND WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF SERIOUSLY?
So, yes. I was alarmed to wake up thinking "Well that was hot and bizarre", followed about five seconds later by "OH GOD NO BARACK'S MARRIED TO MICHELLE AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND I ADORE THEM GUILTGUILTGUILTGUILTGUILT".
Yeah. As eloquently stated before, I don't even.
Also, I love you guys *snuggles*, and promise if there ever WAS something to worry about, I'd tell you in private and/or with some damned TASTE.
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There will be a meaningful update sometime in the next day or two, but first, in the meantime, I've just woken up and I would VERY MUCH appreciate an explanation of why my two dreams last night consisted of the following:
1) Everybody has cancer!
Seriously - my best buddy was the first person to get diagnosed, and then I was all OH WAIT YEAH I DO HAVE THIS SUDDEN BROWN LEATHER LOOKING PATCH WHERE A MOLE USED TO BE and the doctor was all "Yes, u can has cancer too", and just, WTF. I mean, none of us were dying from it yet, we just all had it. WHAT.
2) White House RPS I DON'T EVEN KNOOOOOOW.
The WTF might make more sense given the following:
a. I don't do RPF in any form.
b. I think Barack and Michelle are ADORABLE.
c. I don't even fancy Rahm Emanuel or HOWEVER YOU SPELL IS NAME OH FOR GOD'S SAKE I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN KNOW.
d. Despite that I know Rahm could KICK MY ASS and I am LEGITIMATELY A LITTLE BIT AFFECTIONATELY SCARED OF HIM.
Seriously, I had a dream where this really, really, really long clip of Rahm and Barack talking to each other - both dressed! Well, no jackets, but shirt and trousers on still, damnit! - while Rahm was sitting on Barack's knees and was half-turned to him to talk had been released, and fangirls obviously were going mental, and there'd been this really funny fanvid where someone had dubbed over everything they were saying to each other, and I DON'T EVEN KNOW BUT IT WAS KIND OF HOT AND WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF SERIOUSLY?
So, yes. I was alarmed to wake up thinking "Well that was hot and bizarre", followed about five seconds later by "OH GOD NO BARACK'S MARRIED TO MICHELLE AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND I ADORE THEM GUILTGUILTGUILTGUILTGUILT".
Yeah. As eloquently stated before, I don't even.