Today was a pretty splendid day. I mean, I was going to rally a group of cult members (by which I mean Celebratorinos) together and we were going to head into the middle of Eltham and take of our pants.

This seemed like a great idea until somebody pointed out that the sentence for indecent exposure is two years in prison, and as much as that kind of ( Read more... )

I woke to the sound of my computer beeping at me; I had fallen asleep on the tray of donuts brought around the office and half my face was, once again, covered in a fine layer of icing sugar. I sat up sharply in my desk chair and blinked rapidly, rubbing my fingers vigorously under my eyes in an attempt to wake myself up and dislodge crumbs and ( Read more... )

 Hello Celebratorinos, what are we SCARElebrating today? Well, nothing. Because, lets face it, it's far to complicated and I don't have the calves for it. No, today we are celebrating Paranormal Day, a day where we're apparently meant to share our Paranormal Experiences.


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