Everyone who knew about THIS before me and didn't say anything - BAD friends! Bad!

Word, sir. Word.

I have Al-Qaeda snot in my right nostril.

It's obstinate and won't come out with blowing, but I'll sneeze it out about every 5 hours. It makes a horrifying mess but my nostril is stuffed up again by the time I find kleenex.

Evil snot.

I hate strep throat. I hate vomiting even more.

Jacob kids some ass.

Good job, Big J!

Road trips remind me of a few things.

1) The left lane is the fast lane. If you get into the fast lane, be prepared to wear your big boy pants.
2) If you're IN the fast lane and you see someone barreling down on you, you are obviously NOT wearing your big boy pants and it's really in your best interest to move over. Like, soonish. Not after you ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm going to die. Quite literally like I'm going to die.

Where is my energy and motivation? Srsly?

I hate you.

Everyone else? Hate you, too.

Tell me if I'm wrong, please ( Read more... )

Has anyone had to have medical records transferred from one doctor to another and been charged for it? I could kind of understand being charged a fee for getting a copy of your own records or even charging a nominal fee per page for copies, but .60/page? WTF!

WTF indeed.