You know the one thing that gets me the most about living in small towns? There is a complete and utter dearth of 24 hour take-out Chinese places open on Christmas Eve.

God, I would kill for some chow mein.

In the spirit of something something something and dogs, I give you....

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I love cephalopods and this is why: Aussie scientists find coconut-carrying octopus.

Squee!

And three months and two doctors later my ladybits are still broken.

( The Saga of My Ladybits )

Finally got my schedule figured out for next semester, only to realize I can't register for another four days. Oh well ( Read more... )

I hate it when the ladybits malfunction. Fortunately, it is a fixable malfunction, but I haven't had sex in over a month and now I have to wait at least another month and good god I miss sex like you would not believe. I mean, oral is fun and lovely and all but I really miss the bouncy part ( Read more... )

I saw John Cleese live last night.

My...my life is complete now...

Eric got a new computer. It's a dell, as usual, but it's got Window's 7, which lives up to it's unofficial tagline of "Not as bad as you expected." It's not as bad as Vista, anyway. But then, Windows 95 was better than Vista. God I hate Vista ( Read more... )

The problem with having the best doctor ever is that, being the best doctor ever, she is immensely popular and therefore I CAN NEVER GET IN TO SEE HER.

Augh. I hate woman problems.