"Hey Elyse, where'd you get that unsightly abrasion on your ass?"
"Well, I was balancing on a velour-covered eraser-shaped plywood prism precariously propped on a tripod inside this velour-lined plywood box. I was gripping my shanzhai Gucci handbag under my baby oil-slathered arm whilst attempting to support my weight on one foot without
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Such elegance...
And thank god the Lay's Crips are in a blue bag or there'd be a drive-by. *nods*
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By the way, I do enjoy you're boot. I'm very much over the heat. I live in Australia where two hours north of me it's 90 and two hours south of me it's 40, Australia has every climate in one day.
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