drop her in the water

Feb 13, 2009 22:57

"Hey Elyse, where'd you get that unsightly abrasion on your ass?"

"Well, I was balancing on a velour-covered eraser-shaped plywood prism precariously propped on a tripod inside this velour-lined plywood box. I was gripping my shanzhai Gucci handbag under my baby oil-slathered arm whilst attempting to support my weight on one foot without ( Read more... )

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abusing_sarcasm February 14 2009, 06:11:25 UTC
Pleather loafer! :D

Such elegance...

And thank god the Lay's Crips are in a blue bag or there'd be a drive-by. *nods*

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renny1780 February 14 2009, 06:15:22 UTC
I must say, the abrasion on your ass is rather nice. It'll be a good story to tell to the young, aspiring lady-posers when you're 95 and still modeling (only this time, it's for Crest Vivid White).

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jewelryshopping June 24 2010, 08:49:18 UTC
I agree with you in some point, different people have different fashion. Don't follow other's footstep, if you take gucci handbags, you'll look much modern

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junsuisa February 14 2009, 06:22:25 UTC
The hair lady seems to be loving her job, the lady on the right (star lady) is making a frown that makes me ~think she thinks~ something related with bruising more of your rear end. Well, not in a good way.

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guang you with a swpoon crooksandlucy February 14 2009, 06:29:15 UTC
"...and when i woke up, my peccadillo was gone."

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zilla_darling February 14 2009, 06:30:30 UTC
If someone bought me of of those plastic bottles, I'd be their Valentine. Do you actually know where you got that lovely abrasion if the falling from a prism was all a dream?

By the way, I do enjoy you're boot. I'm very much over the heat. I live in Australia where two hours north of me it's 90 and two hours south of me it's 40, Australia has every climate in one day.

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