My best friend & I are turning 30 tomorrow.

Nicole: I’m a twenty-something! If you need me, I’ll just be over here livin’ up my twenty-somethingdom. Because I’m in my twenties! wheeeeeeeeee

Rei: You & I are so in our twenties. I’m gonna go rent an apartment for a month and a half and forget to do my taxes. Then I’m gonna climb a building and go ( Read more... )

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The other night, my librarian friend & I were drinking, so we began development of a system of categorization to replace the Dewey Decimal Classification. It is called the Robinson-Malone Obfuscation and it is thus:

FICTION

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