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At an all time low, I went to pick up ice cream for everybody at the office, including the boss's dog.

Things I wish were still being made: 1. Mystery Science Theater 3000 ( Read more... )

Enough of the bullshit! FOOTBALL SEASON OPENER TONIGHT ON ABC, HANK WILLIAMS IS A HOT BITCH!

Consider me late on the bandwagon for Garden State, easily the best movie I've ever had the chance to see. A movie is two things: what you see on the screen, and what you feel when you walk away. Garden State excels on both fronts. Maybe it's because the movie is about twentysomethings, and it just happened to hit me at the right time, or maybe ( Read more... )

I'm the laziest fuck on the planet. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it any longer. I have built my life upon a foundation of putting shit off until someone else does it. I'm going to change that tonight. I'm going to install a ceiling fan. I'll probably die while doing it, but I'm gonna install the fucker, and not make the Dana do it ( Read more... )

If you want some good advice from yours truly, JOIN MY COMMUNITY.

Dana, I love you, but if you don't make spaghetti tonight, there are gonna be problems.

*Cracks knuckles*

Note: "Problems" = hours of me playing Xbox while eating a 6 piece seafood basket from Popeye's.

Don't make me eat Popeye's again.

I think I am betraying my energy conscious self more and more these days. WIth big plans in my future, I want an SUV to accompany me and carry me around through them. Is that wrong on a basic level or is it right on a basic level? I am a man, getting there at least, and all I want is to sit higher in a cozy vehicle, something like a Ford Escape ( Read more... )

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