WTF is up with all the sighing and hating other people at the moment ( Read more... )

Mark and I have made a low budget Christmas movie for you all. I hope you enjoy it! It took roughly an hour to shoot and edit, so don't blame us for it's ultra-DIY look.

Right Click Save As. (5 Megs) Note: We came across an old website made almost ten years ago by some dorky guy with dreams of becoming a country singer, and we found this ( Read more... )

We've got the History Attic/Remember When Auctions Christmas Party III tonight. Yep, Christmas Party III. Our host, Trudy Smith, has decided to spice it up this year with some Karaoke. I hope everyone there understands that I don't know all the parts to Twelve Days of Christmas ( Read more... )

I think I've decided what to get Dana for Christmas, in no particular order:

The Who - The Kids are Alright (DVD)
Cat Power - Moon Pix (CD)
20 GB Ipod
Ovation Applause Acoustic Guitar
Sewing table

If she isn't happy to get all that stuff, then she simply wouldn't be Dana. I better get a Nintendo DS for Christmas, after all this trouble...

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Notice that all but one of the ten smartest states in America (excluding Montana, wtf) voted for Kerry.

Smart people like smart people. Dumb people like Republicans.

Fuck the midwest, what the fuck is George W. doing for you? Getting your children killed.

LET'S GET OUT AND VOTE!
LET'S MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD!
YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE BETWEEN A DOUCHE AND A TURD!

But in all seriousness, get out there today and vote, make your voice heard, because you don't want four more years of turd sandwich.

Kickass cruise coming up! November 7th my ass will be on the Norweigan Dawn for an 11 day cruise to the hurricane-swept Caribbean. I got so much shit to do up until the trip, so forgive me if I'm not online for a month!

Tonight's Plan: Heading to Home Depot. I'm building myself a DVD rack. FROM HELL.

I don't think I have ever done an entry over the weekend, but as it is, I don't have anything else to do at the moment. I fought off a kickass cold yesterday by not moving for roughly 12 hours, living basically in my own filth. Oh well, when you're sick, you like to be sick all over, so if you sweat, you do so proudly. I'm feeling much better ( Read more... )