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[elrondhalfelven]

Dear idiotic, slutty, bohemian, suspiciously Japanese elves who have invaded my home,

GET OUT. And take the pink-haired dictator with you. And stop having sex on my furniture. And stop hitting on Elrohir. If you not a horse or his sister, he's probably not interested.

Cordially,

Lord Elrond Peredhil

Comments

[laiqalasse]

Dear Lord Half-Elven,

I cannot help it that you are jealous of our natural beauty, but kindly do not be so rude. It is inappropriate behaviour for an 'Elf' of your stature. As for the 'pink haired dictator', I have no control over his actions, he is his own person. However, we will gladly make our departure from your home, as there is little of interest here for us.

Sincerely,

Laiqalassë o Nosso Alda

p.s. I wouldn't hit on your son if he was the last Elf in all Arda

[elrondhalfelven]

*has small conniption fit*

((Now honey, don't carry on so.))

WHY IS ELF IN QUOTATION MARKS?

((Some people don't understand.))

I'm descended from Finwe AND Thingol! At the same time!

((It's important not to lose control.))

I was King Gil-galad's herald, and I definitely could have taken the throne if I had wanted to!

((Remember your breathing techniques?))

I HAVE AN ELVEN RING (THEORETICALLY)!!

((Let me grab my copy of the Tao Te Ching.))

Who is this guy? Can I kill him?

((No.))

Maim him?

((No.))

Give his favorite pet to Elrohir to play with?

((Definitely not that.))

Oh, shut up.

((Okay.))

[annlarimer]

You have my shovel.

omg i am in luv <3

[elrondhalfelven]

*waits for filthy gay manservant to appear and swear eternal devotion*

...

Figures.

[superforeigner]

I am neither filthy nor gay but I could swear eternal devotion. :D

[lady_selebrian]

Quel amrun.

Amin Selebrían. Saesa omentien lle.