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[elrondhalfelven]

What we did today

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[elladanthesane]

7. Pulled out a few of Elladan's feathers for a new headdress.

As if I wasn't bald enough from having to make a forced donation to the Keep Brother Safe From Arwen cause...

Thankfully, I'm only like this 2-3 days out of 28...

[lordof_imladris]

Indeed it HAS been a productive day. Now for our bedtime dose of Celeborn on Xena.

P.S. I won. No one can come up with food pet names for Brí like me. :P
P.P.S. You cried. I hate Charlie fucking Brown. <3 Woodstock
P.P.P.S. I luv ice cream.

[elrondhalfelven]

You did not. Don't be a sore loser. I simply have more experience in being oddly charming and clever with my pet names. Plus: ohm.

You were a little teary when they all shouted "MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN" and started singing.

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[lordof_imladris]

Fucking ohm.

WAS NOT. I chipped a tooth on that tortilla chip I found wedged in the couch cushions.

[divaerestor]

14. Made popcorn to eat/throw at Erestor.

The things I have to do to stay on the payroll...

[elrondhalfelven]

*grabs video camera* Ready for your close up?

[divaerestor]

I take it I'm still employed by you for my "amusement value", eh?

*forces a fake smile*

[elrondhalfelven]

*narrates*

Throughout the history of Middle-earth, there have been elves. A proud race, noble and wise and not without fierce strength. Mystic. Immortal. Enigmatic.

What's that, you say? This is some kind of leopard?

True. A were-something. Once as proud (if not as noble) as any other elf, Erestor lives a life marred by tragedy. Every so often heit must morph into some sort of wild cat. Plus, it has freakish children that make baby Eru cry.

OH, THE ELFDOMITY.

Okay, Erestor, this is the porn part, get to it.

[celebrianrules]

So productive, both of you. :) :) :)

And you only won because of the Ohm thing. ;)

[lordof_imladris]

I bought you Ohm body wash. OHM.

[elrondhalfelven]

Johnny-come-lately.

[celebrianrules]

Oooooooooooooo-ohm. XD

OI!

[arwenundomiel]

who's this lindir chappy?

[lordof_imladris]

Oh you remember him... for your five hundredth birthday we dressed him up like a deer and let you shoot at him while he was heavily medicated. Your OtherDad shot him two weeks ago thinking it was Estel, we pick on him when Erestor is out getting us potato chips, etc. Me and your Dad were thinking it was about time he got a Christmas bonus after the eons of amusement we get from poking fun at him. :)

[arwenundomiel]

does he look like estel?more importantly, is he a wild hell beast in the sack?

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[lordof_imladris]

Now sweetie pie Arthur dear, what did we say about asking irrelevant questions during Happy Days?