you, are the reason i am neurotic ( Read more... )

you know sometimes you set your alarm, and you wake up before it goes on... and lou leave the room, and it keeps stopping for 10 minutes, and then comes back on, and you can hear it and it bothers you, but you dont go in the fucking room to turn it off.... you know... i fucking hate it.... but instead of going into the room to turn it off, i wrote ( Read more... )

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January 1983 ( Read more... )

where... where do i put the quarter? where do i put the fucking quarter? This machine is broken!, it doesnt work? Scuse me, sir... this machine has just stolen my time, what do you mean so what? Are you going to refund me my time? What i want to know is where do i put the goddamned quarter? What do you mean the machine doesnt take quarters? Its a ( Read more... )

jumpstart the traffic jam ( Read more... )

by ward "the man" sutton

so last thursday... there were irishmen outside my window...paving the allwy behind my building, the alleyway that was originally all overgrown... the alleyway that was going to be my tomato and clandestine marijuana plot. Farewell rats, hello mullins brothers ( Read more... )

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A 2002-09-09 -0400 ( Read more... )