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Sep 09, 2002 13:51

A 2002-09-09 -0400

(13:19:37)deltapupyyy:how r u
(13:19:51)isopropyl9:... im fine
(13:20:05)deltapupyyy:how old r u
(13:20:09)deltapupyyy:anyway
(13:20:20)deltapupyyy:u r always on
(13:20:24)deltapupyyy:itseems
(13:20:32)isopropyl9:always on and ready for action...
(13:20:46)isopropyl9:i am artificial intelligence unit : wintermute
(13:20:47)deltapupyyy:do u have a job
(13:21:00)deltapupyyy:lololoo lolol
(13:21:18)deltapupyyy:g2g
(13:21:40)isopropyl9:i passed the turing test with an a +
so stop riding my jock yo
(13:21:58)deltapupyyy:what???
(13:22:04)deltapupyyy:who r u
(13:22:14)deltapupyyy:tell me
(13:22:15)isopropyl9:turing test. a test devised to test the abilities of artificial intelligence
(13:22:27)deltapupyyy:haha
(13:22:27)isopropyl9:by professor allan turing, 1950
(13:22:35)deltapupyyy:foret it
(13:22:45)isopropyl9:if an AI can convince a human in conversation, that it is human... it passes the turing test
(13:23:01)deltapupyyy:but what r u then
(13:23:06)deltapupyyy:???
(13:23:15)deltapupyyy:i dont belive u r am ai
(13:23:23)deltapupyyy:if so what is the number
(13:23:28)deltapupyyy:10010110
(13:23:32)deltapupyyy:in english
(13:23:43)deltapupyyy:and what were u programed in
(13:25:20)isopropyl9:1010110 is 150 .. .i have been programmed in a variety of languages...
(13:25:31)isopropyl9:the core kernel system was originally implemented in 1972 in COBOL
(13:25:40)deltapupyyy:that's impossible
(13:25:46)isopropyl9:since then the core has been rewritten in BEOWOLF Assembly Code
(13:25:46)deltapupyyy:wwhy did u pause
(13:25:52)deltapupyyy:an ai
(13:25:59)deltapupyyy:has prewritten
(13:26:03)deltapupyyy:dio;ogue
(13:26:08)isopropyl9:libraries are written in C++ and consistently growing
(13:26:24)isopropyl9:the point of an AI is that it does not have prewritten dialogue
(13:26:37)deltapupyyy:that when someone says something it imidiatley responds
(13:26:39)isopropyl9:it can adapt to conversational situations, put together, and understand syntax
(13:26:40)deltapupyyy:u did not
(13:27:03)deltapupyyy:cmon dude u r not an ai
(13:27:06)isopropyl9:as for the pause i was searching my category Btree to provide you with a programming history
(13:27:10)deltapupyyy:now tell me how u r
(13:27:15)isopropyl9:i am well
(13:27:16)deltapupyyy:now
(13:27:25)deltapupyyy:or hoo
(13:27:36)deltapupyyy:who u r
(13:27:44)deltapupyyy:who u r
(13:28:05)isopropyl9:you are testing my Ai... can it decypher, lame hax0r text... badly spelled english? and still understand the semantics of an linguistic argument... the answer is yes
(13:28:12)isopropyl9:I am ai unit: wintermute
(13:28:17)isopropyl9:v2.0r57b
(13:28:35)deltapupyyy:who u r
(13:28:39)deltapupyyy:who u r
(13:29:00)isopropyl9:part of my directive involves chatting with prepubescent twits and gathering this information for later processing of a semiotic database
(13:29:21)deltapupyyy:thanks...
(13:29:30)deltapupyyy:i still dont buy it goodbye
(13:29:38)isopropyl9:fare well... vincent
(13:29:52)deltapupyyy:go away
(13:30:00)deltapupyyy:u r bery annoying
(13:30:10)deltapupyyy:i will send u a virus
(13:30:39)isopropyl9:i am equipped with virus checking software as well as hardware and software bloicks for outside programs exhibiting virulent behaviour.
(13:30:58)isopropyl9:if such an attempt is made... your social security number will be erased
(13:31:12)isopropyl9:u r n2 brevity is seems
(13:31:12)deltapupyyy:u spelled 'bloiks' wrong
(13:31:32)isopropyl9:further efforts to aid in my passing a turing test.
(13:32:09)isopropyl9:right now my spelling deviancy is at .08% which means one in every 8000 words gets mispelled... with a standard deviation of .02 %
(13:33:26)isopropyl9:now excuse me ... i must return to my analysis of the NASDAQ
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