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I’m feeling very much like a housewife these days. I wake up thinking of what groceries I have to buy and when it’s nearing the hour of 6 in the afternoon I’m faced with the dreaded task of having to cook.

The vacuum cleaner is vast becoming my best friend. And then there’s the ( Read more... )

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When you agree to meet someone at a certain time in the morning, isn’t it considered common sense to set an alarm clock to make sure you wake up on time to meet that person on time?

Apparently it is not.

I hate it when friends call me up to say: “Hey, can we meet in about an hour or ( Read more... )

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Forget global warming, climate change and all that jazz, I want one of these!

On hot days it’s so hard to fall asleep. Especially since I can’t sleep without being covered by a sheet of some kind, which makes me feel extra hot because I’m covered. So basically, I can’t sleep with or ( Read more... )

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Let me just start by saying that I’m positively mortified by all crawling things that are covered in scales or have a slimy body. Or really, just all crawling things.

This is why I seriously hate nature sometimes. I hate going outside and having to deal with bugs creeping up my chair ( Read more... )

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uʍop ǝpısdn
ǝɯ uɹnʇ noʎ ‘ʎoq
ʇno ǝpısuı
punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ

Ha! I bet you went: “WTF?!!” at first glance at the title.
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Today, I spent an hour or so walking my neighbour’s dog just to get near the soccer fields to sneak a peek at the delicious soccer boys running around chasing a ball in short boxers and sweaty t-shirts with sweaty hair and muscled arms showing and …

What? That’s not pathetic! That’s ( Read more... )

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There’s this new commercial about the internet on Dutch television, and it’s hilarious. It still makes me laugh everytime I see it.

The slogan by the Dutch internet provider is something like this translated in English: “With [name of the internet provider] you will understand ( Read more... )

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Note to self: Never again warn your guy friends that you might shed a tear before watching Saving Private Ryan with them. Not if you don’t want to be the focal point of humiliation for the entire night that is. Because there’s no way in hell they’ll let you enjoy the movie after such a ( Read more... )

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I’m beside myself with joy, because I got the room! The pretty room. The one with the nice woman. The one I wanted!

I already squealed with glee to everyone who was rather unfortunate to be at squealing distance of me today, but I will let out another squeal just for you online folk. * ( Read more... )

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This is just a little notice that I’ll be in Barcelona for 2 days as of tomorrow. I’m basically just going over there to finalize things regarding my room for my six-month stay in this awesome Spanish city. I start my internship in August, so that’s only 2 months away.

Wow. It’s hard ( Read more... )