So....

How YOU doing?

You're looking awful sexy there, o' list of friends.

I saw Flight of the Living Dead at Fantastic Fest this past week. If you're like me (but not enough like me to have been at the screening), you'll inevitably end up watching the newly released DVD at some point in the future. In order to make that experience more bearable for you, I'm posting my official drinking game. Trust me- this will make the ( Read more... )

FYI-I'm not going to be answering my phone from Wednesday to Sunday because I'll be out of the country at this. Don't feel snubbed and wish us luck on our obviously destined record deal. :)

Apparently the Dark is Rising movie isn't showing at any of the Alamo Drafthouses in town. That sucks because I want to get really, really drunk while watching that movie (so I have an excuse when I start crying/ranting/having seizures). What will I do?

Those of you who say "just don't go to the movie" have no understanding of my geeky masochism. ( ( Read more... )

Just because I'm not religious anymore doesn't mean that I don't like me some Bible from time to time:

" Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming upon you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh ( Read more... )

So, my tongue has always been unusually white with some pink around the edges. My blood tests have never come back as abnormal except for occasional mild anemia. What could this be caused by? Am I not eating enough of something?

Not even God has to be up this early on a Sunday.

Anyone else up? 

If you were me, with my skills and deficiencies, what would you do for a career? Is there a job you think I'd be good at?

(PS- No teaching)

I am going to kill EVERYONE.

You guys should probably duck.

(Days like this almost make me consider taking birth control pills.)

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