April 30, 2006 at 5:25 PM, I finally finished reading my APE textbook. I am never opening that thing again. I don’t even care that I have the AP test on Friday. I’m done with this 5.5 pound atrocity. I’ll study online. Maybe I just won’t study. Bwah. Approximately 57.5 hours of my life were wasted with that textbook, and that's just in reading it ( Read more... )

CRICKETS!

I love spring! So glad it’s finally here!

My poor little fish Sam has sadly passed away. Sniff. From January 2003 - March 2006 he graced us with his charming presence. Everything was going swimmingly until he lost his tail... and ate it. He was never quite the same. None the less, he was a good fish and we will miss him ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Eat paste.

Get your resolution here

Wait though. I thought I heard somewhere that paste has animal hoof in it. Or some part of animal. Wasn't that poor old Boxer's destiny in Animal Farm? Would eating paste then make me not a vegetarian? Ewww.

1805... hmmm I just lost 3 bucks.

In other news my beta fish's tail fell off and I think he ate it. Ick.

Why did I do this?

I'VE HAD 18 FREEEEEKING YEARS AND I'VE WAITED TILL LITERALLY THE LAST MINUTE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

AH.

Ahh, I have no motivation left. I have a physics test Tuesday, with about 80 problems due, a history test Wednesday which means doing a PERSIA for the mammoth chapter 19, a calculus project due Thursday, and I may even have a calculus test tomorrow depending on when I have to make it up. But none of this interests me anymore. I just don't WANT to ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I have to read Fast Food Nation. Jessica keeps reading me stuff. It is so funny! It's just like Upton Sinclare's the Jungle only it's happening now, not in the 1800's. Ugh, that's so gross! Cats, dogs, horses... bull shit... all of it in your happy meal! Milkshake? Don't mind the cockroaches. Please excuse our employees as ( Read more... )

We moved into the new school today. Ick. I want my high school back. This new building is a combination between Blake and the childrens' ward of a hospital. Ugh. It was about 1,000,000 degrees in most of my classrooms today. Really disgusting ( Read more... )