In the spirit of all things coming to an end, I've become bored with this username.

Add toilet_crumpets to your flist please! ^^

OK this amusing thing happened at uni yesterday ( Read more... )

Matty --

[noun]:

An oral sex master

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

I swear that it was the first answer that I got. LMAO.

OK so people, teh Matteh has returned from his trip in Sydney!

Here's a run-down of what went on! :)

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OK so yesterday I went to the gymnast centre for the juniors in the Eastern Melbourne district to have a look at what they had to offer. I mean so far I've had a prospective offer about a voluntary coaching position; so that sounds pretty ace ( Read more... )

You Have A Type A- Personality

A-

You are one of the most balanced people around ( Read more... )

Your 2005 Song Is
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Aidan was hit by a car ... I'm not sure what's going on. Apparently he's been taken to hospital and he's conscious but that's all I know.

Stupid fucking Sydney hoon drivers ... I hate you fucking wankers that can't fucking understand simple fucking road rules. If my nephew dies 'cause of one of you cunts then I will fucking obliterate you

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Wow; what a week so far! And with the shittiness of dial-up and phone lines in Noosaville, I'm now copying and pasting this entry from home - yes. HOME. :D ( Read more... )

I've been giving this a lot of thought; and I think I should find out some way or another

Please comment anonymously; say whatever you want to say to me or about me. I won't fight back. I'm curious :P