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[elizabethrk]

This non-hottie, bike fixin' pro. (seriously, I didn't think this existed either) fixed my bike and I rode the shit out of it all afternoon.  I "jumped right across and saw the blinky light and saw cows on this side and that side."  I stopped to check out those cows but they weren't interested in me.  This fat guy under a black car (that was raised

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[tentbox]

this is a really funny entry, I lold 3x.

also I accidentally deleted your message before I could hear it and I'm scared to call anyone.

but just so you know I would actually really like riding bikes through the Civil War I bet aaand I can probably fit at least four bikes in the back of my truck

[elizabethrk]

Thanks, Ty. The message just said that I wasn't going to ride at midnight because I had forgotten that I really wanted to see Bridge to Terebithia so I did that instead. Hey,these are the excuses that I've heard so far as to why people don't want to ride bikes with me:

1) "I don't think my mom will let me." -Matt Stowe
2) " I can't ride bikes because the only bike I have isn't cute." -Matt Stowe
3) "At midnight? My mom says it's dangerous to bike at night." -Matt Stowe
4) "Let's ride bikes because it's nice out nevermind I'm going to Kansas City" (all in one breath) -Knathan

I'm calling you in a few days.

[relative]

BITCH DON'T START WITH ME I WILL RIDE BIKES ANY FUCKING TIME THAT YOU CALL ME OH WAIT YOU DON'T CALL ME YOU JUST CALL KATIE FUCKING OGLESFACE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[elizabethrk]

The funny thing is, I remember you saying you were going to call me last night and you never did. In case you forgot, our conversation went like this:

"I'm going to get my bike fixed today. Do you want to ride bikes?"
You: "Aw I'm going to Kansas City"
"What are you doing tomorrow night (FRIDAY)?"
You: "Ohh going to a show at the Outland you should come unless you don't want to go or we could do something else because I don't really want to go either"
" Okay, well call me tomorrow."

[FRIDAY NIGHT]
"Do you want me to call you after the show?"
Me: YES.
"Okay, bye."

The point is, I'm not apologizing because I didn't do anything wrong. When you want to ride bikes, you can call me.